Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Inappropriate
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
You ain't seen me, right?
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Run run run!
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Bad pranks are annoying
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Bad doggo!
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Panic! In the Bathroom
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.
lulahanno 4
maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?
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rjberger1853 8
How old we're they?
Zelphoric 25
Were*
Palirose 22
Obviously old enough to comment that OP needs a trim.
catella_fml 12
Well they are boys..age doesn't matter here...they'll think dirty at whatever age
NeatNit 33
#35: I have a feeling that one is the result of autocorrect. They usually assume the more complex option. On topic: that's a good question I would like to know the answer to. Why the heck would someone risk a baked dash anyway? Just yell for him to bring you a towel. Might be a LITTLE BIT embarrassing but it's sure as hell better than what did happen :)
TheZigg 8
Yeah sure, she went in to her three year old brother and he and his friend pointed out that she needed a trim.
catella_fml 12
I see I have been told off by 13 teen year old...please tell me how you know everything about life
Metal_Chick 15
#134- 1. She didn't "tell you off", she just pointed out the fact that your statement didn't make much sense by claiming that all boys (no matter the age) are dirty. 2. Her being 13 has nothing to do with life knowledge; I'm actually a child psychologist and I've seen so many cases where a five year old has the maturity of a twenty year old because of their life experiences pushing them to act a certain way and miss out on being a child.
ebonyirony 29
He.
IMSUPEREPIC 5
SKAAAAANK
BubbleGrunge 18
You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.
184886837272837 32
you need a trim if someone putting their mouth there says you do. (My personal rule, applies to both girls and guys)
zBLAKEz 23
I agree with 15, you also need a trim if your partner wants it. It's kind of inconsiderate to just make them put up with this nasty bush of pubes and refuse to shave it. It's gross.
laurenasabutton 26
Why? if you're willing to put your mouth somewhere that has urine and sperm/vaginal fluid coming out of it, what difference does a few hairs make?
BubbleGrunge 18
Listen, men and women were putting their mouths on hairy vaginas way before most of us were born and way before the clean shaving became a trend. It's a personal choice, and yes, some people choose to include their significant other in that choice but I definitely wouldn't make choices based on some random dudes from FML. And especially not from my brother and his friend, who ARENT putting their mouth down there.
zBLAKEz 23
21- a few hairs? Have you never seen what it looks like if you don't shave? It literally is a bush. And the reason why is because you can clean off any urine or sperm/vaginal fluid, but if you've got a full bush going on stuff can get stuck in there making it unsanitary. I don't get why you'd be ok with making your partner have to put hair in their mouth, especially if they're not ok with it.
laurenasabutton 26
I wouldn't make anyone do anything, that would be sexual assault.
BubbleGrunge 18
26-if your dating someone whose got a private area full of sperm or urine, whether or not they have a bush, you're still gonna have a bad time. I'm amazed at the people who are so against women having a choice over their bush or not. What would you have done before shaving down their became a trend? Also, just so you know, I would hope the person you're doing has enough common sense to keep their shit clean down their, regardless of shaving preferences.
AliceLockehart 18
@31 *there.
asiannooooodle 7
#26 I'm pretty sure pubic hair is actually meant to keep the ****** clean so nothing nasty, like dirt, enters it. It's not going to be unsanitary if you keep it. And there's other theories to what pubic hair does but you can search it yourself.
gracehi 33
I shaved mine because my now ex asked me to. Then I grew a landing strip because my current boyfriend asked me to. But my current boyfriend also grew a beard because I asked him to. I figure it's just hair. It grows back, so what's the big deal? But I agree, bubblegrunge. Her brother and his friend are being stupid and she shouldn't feel like she should shave if she doesn't want to. It's none of their business whether or not she has pubic hair or what it looks like. And no one's obligated to change their hair, no matter where it is, for a significant other. It's a nice gesture, but it certainly shouldn't be expected.
RedPillSucks 33
@26 "stuff" doesn't get stuck in the "bush" if the person is normally sanitary (takes a shower or bath). Unless I missed the conversation and we're talking about a literal bush instead of vaginal hair, there are other problems if you find "stuff" stuck there. We're not talking about a truck grill.
Schizomaniac 24
You morons argue about the stupidest things. I swear, it doesn't matter what the topic of the FML is. You guys will find a way to argue on the Internet about it. Bravo. Brafuckingvo.
jazzy_123 20
It's healthier to just trim it. The hair is there to keep bacteria out, especially for women. When a woman shaves it, she can get infections easier and also it leaves way for ingrown hair, and those things hurt!... Personally I just think trimming looks better on myself and my partner. I wouldn't be able to see my partners junk nicely shaved and I wouldn't stand it if he had less hair than me. I think some hair down there is sexy on guys.
FreakyFerg 3
Why are we all arguing about shaving your junk? It's personal preference so y'all quit arguing
eRapper69 10
It's just better to always trim. It's better hygiene.
jazzy_123 20
58, you obviously didn't read what I put. We have hair to help prevent dirty bacteria going in that area. If there's none, it can cause infection. The same way we have hair in our nose to stop dirt from going in there. Since when is bad bacteria/infection good hygiene? Just because it looks clean doesn't mean it is clean.
synsam 4
I most certainly disagree. that's like saying you only have to put deodorant on when YOU feel like it, some hygiene is more for others than for yourself.
CloudBustah 20
#15 HOW DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR PROFILE NAME
baileyelyse13 4
#87 I love how you were so off-topic. But seriously, #15.
Raturlik 3
#34, the reason people actually have so much pubic hair is because of friction in the area it has nothing to do with sanitary needs the body provides. that is how most body hair is. even you hair when the wind blows through it creayes friction against your scalp. please take the time to think about what your talking about.
Rainhawk94 27
All about personal preference. THE END
Cadillac4427 8
lmao
Becs0278 26
It's not like someone forces their partner to go down on them. If yours do, report him/her. I've told my partner that I don't care if my said partner shaves his/her pubic hair, but my head will not be in that area if there is a great amout of hair there. It's a choice to go down on someone, and to shave or not.
Jeffy91 28
Agreed by far. haha
lulahanno 4
maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?
CommentModerated 17
Seriously, or put back on the dirty clothes that I can only assume would still be in the bathroom (unless OP makes a habit of running around the house naked) rather than risk flashing family members.
Cadillac4427 8
You are the first person to mention the obvious, I thought that should of of been OP's first thought too ...or just grab someone else's.
Becs0278 26
If I had just taken a shower, I would feel the need to shower again anyways if I were to put my old clothes on afterwards.
cosicosei 22
You played the game and failed! Asa side note, why not dash to the towel closet?
allie2590 31
If OP had a towel closet it wouldn't be an issue.
RedPillSucks 33
Well, they have some place where the towels are kept. Either in the towel closet or a shelf space in either bathroom. Not sure why #5 was being thumbed down.
disturbedrox11 17
from the post it sounds like they each keep their own towels in their rooms. or else op wouldn't have gone into her brothers room to get a towel.
cosicosei 22
What about hand towels and towels for guests and pool towels and beach towels? That can't possibly all be kept in respective bedrooms...
joea21 21
Yes they can. Every towel I own is In my room, normal people don't dedicate an entire room to towels
cosicosei 22
Has no one ever heard of a linen closet??? Same idea with towels. Jesus do you guys live in match boxes or something? I don't know of anyone who doesn't have one. Strange crowd on Fml.
Capt_Air713 13
@138 That's exactly what I have in my house... I can't see having the towels in any other place, especially certain towels for certain people.
renaee 13
:( Awh op. Never risk a naked dash to your brother's anything. Nowhere near your brother.
zahidnasir 22
you look experienced
AshaaFerreira 22
Well that plan fail miserably.... I always check if I have a towel because I always feared of something like that happening to me lol
Cor1nn4 10
Maybe you should've knocked first?
RodzillaX 30
And risk standing in the open naked? I don't see that going any better.
Spyingcheeseman 8
*Knock Knock* *Brother opens door only to see naked sibling* "you need a trim" *slams door in face*
infinitegrace 21
How did you not know they were in his room?
xzentra 1
Idk maybe she was doing busy doing something like takin a shower
bubblyhayley 16
unlucky! weve all bin there with the dash! ... never flashed my brother though
nickn426 14
The spelling/grammar in this comment makes me want to cry.
arandomusernameaa 20
Of all places to run... why go to your brothers room... I mean if he has a friend round it's a high chance he would have been in his room... should have ran to your own OP... but anyway, nothing wrong with being a bit... Hairy.
stargirl_95 24
Her brother's room is probably where all of the towels are kept.