Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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MrMcToaster 0
were you pissed on i mean off?
tpea 1
LOL, I find this really funny!
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5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, look at the bright side. The dog's just marking her territory.
530boy 0
Does a bitch (female dog) mark its territory too?
SeedlessMe 13
they certainly do, 530boy-- haha my girl is horrible with that stuff!- though, it is more often them trying to cover up a smell, like of another animal or something else they don't like
rwctkd95 0
take a water gun n spray that dog up!
kotomi 0
ydi for not having a cat. cats are the cuterest!
darkmis1 18
I love all animals, but I love cats the most! I have four of them!!! <3
bieberhole69 0
All cats can go to ******* hell!!!
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
that's when you roll down the window and throw it out.
tiffyxmac 0
cats are nasty. puppies are way better but that's funny lol.
MetalFish 0
cars are for lonely middle aged single women going through the menopause. they like the company, you see, because nobody else in the world loves them.
MetalFish 0
cats* damn this tiny keyboard! in defense of cats though, if you get a playful one they are hilarious
darkmis1 18
I have 4 cats, and I'm 19 years old and have a ton of friends and a great social life! Cats are the best!
misslizz327 0
lol my dog loves me and when my sister picks him up he pees all over her. it's funny
Elphie7 0
why would the dog sit in it's own pee?
matticus27 14
has anyone ever heard jeff dunham? he trained his dog to pee on his wife when they get in arguments hahaha this reminded me of tht
Justincolon22 15
get rid of het
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not bathing, which led to your smelling like piss, which made the dog think you were a tree/hydrant/whatever.