Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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Comments (299)
drakem 7
lollll
zerobahamut03 2
Omg how horrible! I'm sorry op. damn those random bones!
stephoria 2
You'll need a STIFF drink after that one, haahaahaa.
Snow_Daisy 7
ah! omg, OP.. FYL. I can't even imagine how embarrassing that must've been. :(
kaijapapaya 0
11, you're my hero :D
theian01 3
Puntastic 11. Bravo
LoganBballin16 0
I'm going to comment on every fml!
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
that's hard.
allenrotstein 0
How is that embarassing? I'm not ashamed of my bonners, quite the oposite!
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
^bonners? fail
cantfightfate 0
and his profile says he has an iq of 167. haha bonners.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
oposite? god this guy doesn't know how to spell...
Mortanious 0
36 hahahaha, indeed.
MissErikaHart 0
what kind of shirt was op wearing..? I can only imagine his thing popping thru between sum buttons
lajaynay 15
I bet he got a STANDING ovation. ;)
rebbee 0
Oh, this FML is hilarious! FAVOURITED!!!!! :-)
rebbee 0
36, he must have put a 1 in front by mistake, making it 67- making him mildly mentally retarded. JK, everyone makes mistakes, im a terrible speller. :-)
skittle68 0
Having a high IQ doesn't necessarily mean you are good at spelling. having said that, I don't believe his score of 167 is accurate... OP, you shouldn't complain because there are soooooo many guys that would kill to have a dick big enough to do that lol.
boveah 0
I'll bet 46 gets a lot of standing ovations :)
seanders 10
Well OP at least you gave everybody a hard time.
snagglepaste 0
Learn to control it mentally.
yazmi_09 3
you can control it mentally?
dbjb40 0
lucky I don't have a penis so I don't know what it's like :P
tweetbaby14 18
Peek-a-Boo! OP's penis sees you!
iskusmarines 0
11 wins forever
LMA0 5
The real question is WTF is getting an award turning you on for!?
Jexzas 0
I never understood why people do this. It can frequently cause very serious accidents.
fmluser57 0
@115 nice ****, lol.
NatDancer2010 0
oh my gosh! how painfully awkward I'm sorry :(
acccccccc 1
it mustve been HARD to win your award! ha!
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
ROFL!!
wvpatchouli 0
lmao!!!
Marikamaria 3
ahaha! :D im glad that im a woman, dont have that problem. :D
mustafa_fml 0
wow that really sucks hahaha
spidersilkx9 0
this reminds me of superbad
jitterbug25 0
hahaha you made my day!:)
TheKevinDasilva 0
11XD AGREED!!! Let's make a memorial!!!
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
triggerit 5
lol...
SAMHAlN 0
lol maybe it's the woody awards get it ahaha what?
GluttunousQueen 0
^ you're not funny.
DudeImBetter 0
what does being a gluttunous queen mean? does it mean you're a fatass cause that's pretty much what gluttony means.
katplayer 4
@121 It means you're probably narcissistic and mean.
MetalFish 0
she has a big set of melons on her though. I'm siding with the lady on this one, power of boobs pwns all
xundria 5
121: gluttony does not mean being fat, it means greed.
ToastyXD 0
Gluttony does not mean fat but it is a type of greed for food and eating. If I remember....
MissErikaHart 0
gluttony means excessive, careless kinda, sorta. like if u spend hella money on silly crap u could say she spent her money gluttonously
dickster 0
Are you kidding me? Gluttony is the act of hoarding food and taking excess of what is necessary. Her name is she is a queen that takes too much food for herself. You CANNOT spend money gluttonously, moron.
banananut 0
115, i thought it was humorous.
Jf770 10
Echem, that word just basically means trying to take something as much as they can. any type of thing.. Like sex, or drugs, or love Or food.
MissMay18 5
Thank you for the Ludo reference :)
lovelikewoe 0
hahaah, you totally deserve ittt. sucks for you thoughh. think things through next time
DarkWaffle 0
^everyone who says YDI clearly doesnt understand us guys or our random erections.
adare 0
I freaking love that song. how could I say no she's got a love like woe
badkid91 11
I don't think he got a boner on purpose......
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahha that's hilarious!
optimusprime0069 8
your hot:)
anorexicbarbie 8
Her hot?
Azull_fml 8
lol^
andyfreay 1
I think she's hot.
st0n333d 0
lol rasta colored bikini. +6 for awsomeness
ashhh42 0
right. you guys are pigs.
ItsOkIGotThis 0
don't be jealous 75. saying she's hot just means that she looks good (which she does). anything that you connect in your mind makes you have a dirty mind. if they were to say she was ugly, then you'd be something like "you guys are ass holes". so don't hate and get your mid out of the gutter.
dubstep87 0
hahaha wow
cantfightfate 0
hey facial expression goes with her name. haha :) and that is a badass bathing suit.
saywhaaat_01 0
thanks everyone (;
saywhaaat_01 0
haha, nothing, I was just surprised my friend was taking a picture I guesss
cywoods 0
there better damn well be a computer in ur kitchen and where's my samdwhich
ItsOkIGotThis 0
I love DubStep!!!! it is the best
NathanKett 0
yeah I can use google images too. well done guys
otters 0
your hot say what
jkurtz87 0
that's called puberty lol fyl
crossover88546 0
yea nice bod
wjjq13 0
yea she is rlly hot
amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
takeapieandrun 9
^This. unless you had an 8+ inch penis, it should work
5t3ff1k4h 47
And considering the average is around 5-6...
Bananaque 0
obviously he's not 5-6 in being it was poking out if his pants. I would imagine he isnt dressed in cloths hanging off his ass- he's getting an award in front of a ton of people.
MetalFish 0
the average is 3-5 actually. yep, just made alot of guys on this website smug/suicidal
5t3ff1k4h 47
65- You never know. I've seen some pretty outrageous outfits for awards ceremonies... 94- You're so cruel. But funny.
MetalFish 0
let's face it, if your penis is smaller than 3 inches, you might as well not bother xd
Jexzas 0
5.5, buddy. I'd say you have a problem.
CableX17 0
13in, be jealous. Lol, jk:P
tanner11111 0
6 in. bitches lol, I don't think the average is 3-5 cuz even four is really small, gott be 5-6
meowmeowwkitty 0
I would think hand-in-pocket method would draw attention.... but I wouldn't know I'm not a dude.
katie72 6
three?!?! holy shit if half the dicks out there are smaller than four, I'm gonna quit dating.
SpaceMannn 0
i had no idea there was **** at award shows:o i wonder if your family was there..
Bigdanish9785 3
Random stiffies man...happens to everybody
ifinishlast 0
lmao
ANTLink19 4
well then, be happy it made it that far. I'm calling this a WIN. Unless it's only like 2 inches to your stomach from your junk...
kportal69 5
Exactly what I thought :)
OmgO_o 0
hahah! f***! thats social suicide right there!
lickmyjock 0
haha should of seen that coming. next time just roll wit it. no shame in wood.
XanderScythe 11
With a name like lickmyjock, I am not surprised you said that.
Luke1787 6
your picture too