Today, I was waiting for my boyfriend who evidently stood me up. I waited so long, the security came up and asked me to leave, because I was scaring the staff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML
Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
Today, I waited patiently in the airport as my flight was repeatedly delayed. After 5 long hours I approached one of the attendees to discover that the plane had left 5 minutes ago. FML
Today, I was at our hotel waiting for my husband to finish his shower so we could have our anniversary dinner, when hotel security forcefully removed me from the building because they do not allow "prostitutes" to look for clients on their property. They thought I was a hooker. FML
Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office for an appointment. After waiting for ages, I asked the receptionist what the delay was. Apparently, I had no standing appointment today. This is coming from the same receptionist who checked me in nearly two hours ago. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML
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Top comments
singer4life666 0
How scary do you look :o.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, just standing around is a scary thing to do.
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Comments (66)
yuhimjesus 0
wow. he sucks
Notjustanother1 0
do you really have a ^pic of you with your mouth opened wide with your lips wrapped around that and not think it looks gay in any way ....
Eyou 0
LMAO epic pic 1
yuhimjesus 0
1. my lips aren't wrapped around it. 2. are you sure you're not gay for seeing that and thinking of a guy sucking a penis? you're retarded and should know what a bong is.
DarkWaffle 0
dude you might wanna change your pic because it does NOT look like a bong.
ShadyFTW1 0
Sorry Yuh I gotta agree with these guys, that picture is pretty gay
MissErikaHart 0
I think u guys are all gay. dudes critiquing other dudes pics....
Eyou 0
his picture kicks ass :)
rallets 23
maybe its a bong on the shape of a penis? or a penis in the shape of a bong? and also where was the OP at? just wondering
ShadyFTW1 0
if we were gay we wouldn't consider being gay a bad thing. doiii. plus 1s comment with his choice of picture just made it funny to me
Pro_Nothing 9
it's a ******* bottle
Eyou 0
LOL 23 i didnt realize that he sucks. NO YOU SUCK!
Macromartyr 3
yeah I thought you were sucking a baseball bat and it was safer to just not ask why
LoganBballin16 0
I'm going to comment on every fml!
cantfightfate 0
no it looks like a bong. baseball bats nor penises are full of smoke.
MissErikaHart 0
23, doiiiiii nothin. what u all up on another dudes pic for talkin about it's gay?
ShadyFTW1 0
lol I'm not up on him I really don't care. I simply made a comment the u decided to take personally for some odd reason. Chill out and don't be so sensitive. He can keep or change that pic, I only stated that it was ironic with his choice of words. Stop hatin :P
yuhimjesus 0
there you crazy people. changed my pic
lilmiszaliin 0
lmao aww
tooGee24 0
ydi hands down, how long did u wait for that asshole to the point u creeped out the staff. apparently too long..
firecopy 6
I would be scared too.
Ketchup_Castle 30
Yeah, just standing around is a scary thing to do.
robc32ca 4
maybe you scared your boyfriend too
Spierdalaj 7
That sucks :(
singer4life666 0
How scary do you look :o.
ruby84 1
YDI for thinking any man is worth waiting for, for so long that people get creeped out by you!
Sun_Kissed18 25
I'm sorry :( he probably has a good reason, but maybe next time, don't death-glare at the staff? haha
Michael912 3
Lol ^ made my day
MrKrumps 5
ha
lickmyjock 0
they thought you were going to start shooting up the place.
FrEsHpRiNcE916 0
well i hope it was an emergency!