Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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MrMcToaster 0
were you pissed on i mean off?
tpea 1
LOL, I find this really funny!
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tpea 1
LOL, I find this really funny!
theian01 3
The twist is the dogs name is R Kelly
LoganBballin16 0
I'm going to comment on every fml!
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
she had been sat on her lap??????? what??
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
I always enjoy finding fails in fmls.
boyguydudemalema 0
at least your sister didnt call you tiolet lap
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
14: Good for you. The next step is to say something relevant to the FML in each comment. 17: I've seen "sat" used in place of "seated" or "sitting" in other British writing, so I've looked it up. As far as I can tell, it's a regionally acceptable term. The technical correctness is debatable, but it seems to be a common colloquialism in parts of the British English-speaking world. We need pendatik to weigh in on this one to be sure.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
THIS IS AMERICA!!!!! *kicks op*
black_knight402 0
throw the puppy in the river
tamie306 5
asshole
saywhaaat_01 0
hahahaha your dog is awesome!
dont_be_that_guy_fml 0
I'm gonna have to agree!
ostate100 0
2 = ******* gorgeous
Dudeitsnuri 0
I just love family pictures
thecrazyasian 3
nice rackk
SpaceMannn 0
the puppy is showing her dominance. haha
unfortunate_13 5
this is where your sister needs to show him that it's wrong to do that and refuse the dog to sit on her lap after that. people, train your puppies!
dubstep87 0
haha sucka
Poepiepiesie 3
My puppy puked on me when we first took her home. Tell me what that is.
SpaceMannn 0
it means your ugly.. duh haha i'm kidding(:
MrMcToaster 0
were you pissed on i mean off?
J1bbl3 3
would have been better if you just said pissed off. forcing people to see the pun your trying yo make just makes you look retarted.
sourgirl101 29
Am I seeing twins? It looks like you have some sibling rivalry competiton going on after I saw your pictures.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
evil twins >:D
FMLephant 2
the yellow on must have been pissed "on"
pwner64 0
63- now that Is how you do it
PimpdaddyCJT 13
I'm thier little brother :)
Mere155 0
Time for a BBQ
triggerit 5
rofl...
yellowman57 13
What?
JMCH 0
the first time my dog sat on my lap he has shit on me ._.
ThePwnapple 0
Put it in a basket and throw it in the ocean.
darkmis1 18
That's not funny at all.
MetalFish 0
lmfao it is xD
JohnE3 0
No, it isn't...
MetalFish 0
god, you lot have sand in your ****** or something? it was a joke! miserable *******
fatman1970 25
It seems there is always a critic, even dogs! Sorry OP, but you got to see the funny side.
oakeidoakei 9
Sad.... but gross....
amerwin 3
The dog must have realized that you were pissed off and decided to reverse your fortune.