Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I took my dog to the vet. He sat on my lap the whole car ride, licking my face and acting like my best friend. As soon as we got inside, he turned into a Tasmanian devil and pissed on my shoes, all while looking at me like I'd betrayed him. FML
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my sister's kitten walked away from his litter box, jumped onto the table, looked me dead in the eyes, then peed directly onto my laptop. FML
Today, I got a ride in a friend's car. As I sat down, her younger brother started laughing hysterically from the backseat. In between giggles, he admitted he peed there a few minutes ago. FML
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MrMcToaster 0
were you pissed on i mean off?
tpea 1
LOL, I find this really funny!
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kardashik00 0
I bought my wife a puppy for our first Christmas together on our first trip with the puppy he woke up from her lap walked over to me urinated and walked back to her to fall back asleep
tredecim 0
Pee on her, show her who's boss!!
eliasnader 0
wait till he goes to sleep and pee on his face :D
evilcartman 0
shoulda thrown it out the window,that bitch!!
SeedlessMe 13
No she was just... Marking her territory!! yeah, that's it... ;-)
bryan1992 0
this is one of the first fml's I actually laughed at :)
fadingaway 17
When my dog was a puppy he did the exact same thing to my boyfriend. On his favourite jeans.
aussie_babe91 5
ugh, dogs r so cute but they are a pain in the ass sometimes, i have a dog just like that.....
farmvillelovah 0
Eww that sucks..'
bportner 0
hit the bitch lol