Today, I learned that our evil fascist pedophile rapist "President" will start seizing property of people behind on their student loans next month. What property? I have an old crappy car and a dumpy apartment, and I work 2 jobs just to tread water. Take my fucking organs, I guess, they're all I've got. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm being evicted from my apartment for not paying rent. My father is the on-site landlord, meaning I now have to move my stuff downstairs into his place, and hear every day how I'm a failure. FML
Today, I found out, through Facebook, that my landlord hadn't been paying the mortgage on the house I'm renting from him. It's going into foreclosure. FML
Today, like every day for the past few weeks, I watched the richest man in the world, who was never elected to any office, tear my government apart to make himself and his friends richer. We're so fucked. I'm so afraid for my family and loved ones. I don't know how to cope or protect them. FML
Today, I was notified that my work is cutting my pay almost in half. I just renewed my long-term lease on an expensive apartment because I was able to afford it before this morning. Now I have no idea how I’m going to pay for it. FML
Today, my "president" invaded another country and stole their president to face bullshit "charges." I'm so disgusted to be from this place. I want to move somewhere else but I'm disabled. FML
Today, the government froze my bank account for not paying college debt, and now I can't access my 0.30 cents. FML
Today, my newly ex-fiancé, the father of my 5-year-old child, moved out of state with no warning. I just spent my last $500 paying off his car, and the rent is due tomorrow. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
Today, my tiny apartment flooded. My family lives out of state and the few friends I have all gave me B.S. excuses for why I can't stay over for a few nights. I'm so broke this month that I'll probably have to hit up my psycho ex. FML
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idragosani 17
Keep in mind you were supposed to start paying back on your loans when Biden was president when he lifted the moratorium in August 2022. Most loan underwriters are willing to work with you and work out reasonable payments based on income. Did you even look into it? Besides, the government is garnishing wages, not seizing property.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
#notmypresident The new American Dream - get rich and then get richer. It's the only way to survive. Oh, and don't be any race other than white.
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ahabsfan 17
Sounds like you went into debt for nothing if that’s all you have to show for your college education.
DLBL 23
Right. Who knew that a graduate degree in gender studies didn't have starting pay of 160,000 dollars per year.
DLBL 23
You went to college but don't know that no president made you take out loans for a useless degree. Also, the concept of paying back loans did not start with President Trump. You're pathetic. I have a degree in nursing and make bank, own real estate, and can retire early. Make better choices.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
#notmypresident The new American Dream - get rich and then get richer. It's the only way to survive. Oh, and don't be any race other than white.
idragosani 17
Keep in mind you were supposed to start paying back on your loans when Biden was president when he lifted the moratorium in August 2022. Most loan underwriters are willing to work with you and work out reasonable payments based on income. Did you even look into it? Besides, the government is garnishing wages, not seizing property.