Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I had to ask my sister if she'd shit her pants because the smell of poop was following us around Paris. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I had to ask an eighteen-year-old, or that she said yes and didn't do anything. FML
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 8-year-old niece. I left her for 10 minutes so I could take a shower, only to walk in on her with her dress rolled up, peeing on the floor. FML
Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
This all depends on the age of your sister.
Justine Malang 16
You don't deserve that but it wasn't nice of you to reject her lol
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Comments (15)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
This all depends on the age of your sister.
Justine Malang 16
You don't deserve that but it wasn't nice of you to reject her lol
pscool 11
Now you know to specify downhill!
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like your sister was... ...wait on it... ...hold it.... ...gonna be so worth it... (Deep breath) uh, pissed off!
TheGreatPotato 19
Unfortunately, that meant OP got pissed on.
pjsr 33
That’s a ‘shitty situation’ type of comment, but I’ll just ‘wash my eyes with bleach’ to forget about it
Charlie Given 28
LOL well that's what ya get for not helping out your sis,ur camping be a man and go protect her while she pees.
dexter420 21
Yeah right. You didn’t notice someone mad at you stepping across a tent and squatting over you? Don’t believe it.
DragonMaiden7 15
I don’t think you deserved to be literally pissed on, but you do realize that camping sites and state parks are pretty notorious places for people to be abducted, right? Like, serial killer and rapists, abducted. Especially in the middle of the night. In this day and age, she had the right idea to ask for someone to accompany her in a place she didn’t know. You should have been there for her. Whether you’re a man or woman. Pissing on you is over the line, but YDI
BlueSteele220 31
don't you know it's better to be pissed off than pissed on?
jkjorn 18
Urine hot water now, son.
Jerrod Baetsch 6
Why are you complaining? That sounds pretty hot.