Today, my grandfather sent me a bill from when I had to live with him in foster care. I apparently owe him 62k for shampoo, food, etc. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I finally told my dad that he owes me over 400 dollars, and that I need it or else I'd get kicked out of my apartment. He only gave me 70 and said to get a better job. FML
Today, I lived at home rent free, until now. According to my mother, I receive "too many packages" from online shopping, and now I need to "chip in." FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, my dad tried to charge me $3000 for a car that my dead grandma, his mother, left to me in her will. I have to live with this asshole. FML
Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML
Today, I got a bill from my former attorney for the call he made to me begging me not to turn him in for stealing all my money and almost causing me lose my home. FML
Today, I received a surprise "absolute final notice" email for payment of an overdue fee from the university I withdrew from 6 months ago. Turns out, my old landlord has been hoarding their letters to me. As a result, my credit is now in the shitter and I had to pay an extra $120 in interest. FML
Today, I finally got my paycheck that I could enjoy $300 for myself after taking care of my bills with so many other ones. Then, I find out that the water was shut off, which is supposed to be my roommate's responsibility. Apparently, he has not paid it in months, and they want $288. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me because I've been "spending too much money". He's been out of a job for 4 months and I've been giving him 300 dollars a month to help pay for bills... and his beer. FML
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Top comments
stealthPastry 15
Send him back a receipt... include the money the state gave him for your care with all the interest you charge for allowing him to keep it from you... somehow it “magically” comes to the 62K he’s trying to charge.
RichardPencil 32
If you were in foster care, the old bastard was getting money for your upkeep from the state! In the meantime, send him $10 a week for the next 6200 weeks.
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Comments (12)
Robert Cruikshank 7
When was the last time you called him just because. This might be his way of letting you know he misses you in his life. Or he is broke and needs some money.
stealthPastry 15
Send him back a receipt... include the money the state gave him for your care with all the interest you charge for allowing him to keep it from you... somehow it “magically” comes to the 62K he’s trying to charge.
RichardPencil 32
If you were in foster care, the old bastard was getting money for your upkeep from the state! In the meantime, send him $10 a week for the next 6200 weeks.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
sent 10 a week? why send anything at all.
RichardPencil 32
Just to stick it to him, and also to keep debt collectors at bay.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
yeah he can eat the fossilized shit he's throwing at you
Fran Rolli 8
******* dick head
Fran Rolli 8
Fuc🚽ing penishead
Lydmyers 9
wow. OP, tell him to **** off.
Brightside86 31
Sounds like he must be truly desperate. I wonder what's really going on.
Hangryko 32
What's going on is that OP's grandfather is an asshole.
A-aron - BLM ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 3
If anything, he needs to be giving you money. you were a child and thw state gave him money to take care of all of that
Davey Crocker 7
Could it be for a tax write off?