Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, my father lectured me for dating a man with "no future", even though he's entering a PhD program next year at a top university. Meanwhile, my dad's last relationship was with a 20-year-old hooker who ended up stealing his credit cards. FML
Today, my dad is having his midlife crisis, bought a Mercedes, along with having a girlfriend less than half his age. I was trying to be supportive, until I found out he is funding his midlife crisis with my university loan. FML
Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, my sister finally broke down and told me that our dad gambled away of all my college savings, and I would have to pay for school the best way I can. They have known for months, and when I asked why nobody told me, the reply was, "You're a college boy, we thought you would figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I realized why my 50 year old Dad's 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos... as the flower girl. FML
Today, I found out that 15 years ago my father threw out my college acceptance letters so that I could stay home and take over the family's funeral home business. FML
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jf7609 0
oh my god, I would effing flip
DeadHorseman 11
time to emancipate
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Comments (170)
jf7609 0
oh my god, I would effing flip
StoryOfTheYear 15
ikr? can't say prick enough times to explain this hunk a' crap
killerviral 0
you can sue him for it if u saved up the money he can't touch it expecially if it's in the bank for a spacific reason say collude funds
daniisme 0
BAHA I moderated this in xD
Cristaderzi 0
Ya know! That father not dad anymore, is a whoremonger AND generally just a POS!!
CRUZs_GURL1 0
F**k youre dad over... Tell his little **** that the MONEY that he's been spending on her was all yours and that their is more where that came from, after she leaves you're dad for you f**k her cum on her face take a pic and TELL HER TO GO F**K HERSELF AND TO GET THE F**K OUT OF YOURE HOUSE!!(push her out naked then throw her clothes too lol) After that save the pic as you're dads wallpaper for he's comp lol. That'll teach the stupid basterd to f**k with you!!
StupidChris123 0
why do these people let their parents have access to their bank accounts? my parents ain't touching my savings
bibblz 0
OMG I WOULD MURDER HIM, or just make him give me the money back
jazziue 0
spend his retirement fund
Eggvader 0
looks like it's time for you to get a sugar daddy
BlueJeans2626 0
no offence, but your dad is an ass
Horney4her69 0
was she hot? if so, congrats dad!
Mehness 0
"For ever" and "since I was ten" don't work together.
degco44 0
The words "for" and "ever" were not meant to be used as a phrase. If you rewrote the sentence, it could say, "I had been saving money FOR college EVER since I was 10." Ever goes with the since I was 10 part. If the OP had intended to use the word forever, they would've made it one word.
ilovechocochipz 0
make him pay
mumbles05 0
stick him in the worse nursing home you can find when he's old and broke; don't come to visit. that's what I'm going to do to my dad. he stole my info and cleaned me out of 10k.
koalasloverain 0
@47: If s/he's under the age of 18, a parent or legal guardian has to have their name on the account also. If s/he's had the account since the age of 10, even if s/he is 18, I'd guess it never got changed. OP: Your father sucks. That's messed up.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Need to borrow my Metal Baseball Bat OP?
Physcomerk 0
ydi for having a dad
coldblood 4
#53 lol you rule!!!!!
Canadaisawesome 0
wut a F U C King as shole
lo1337a 1
"[a college fund] I have been saving for, ever since I was ten" the sentence does make sense, she just forgot the comma
ReyEr9412 0
This FML seems too fantastic to be true.
M4V3R1CKR13 0
kill him :) XP
lovesux2013 0
I smell a lawsuit.
Hunts160 5
sew him. sew him now.
thatonek1d 0
59, lol HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! and make him work his ass if to repay you. in six months! MWAHAHAHA!!!!!
astarwarsfan 0
it looks like (puts on sunglasses) somebodys going to pay
Lord_of_0 4
You are a terrible, terrible person. The OP saved up the money, and the father greedily stole it to impress someone as bad as a *****.
nobodycares2252 0
umm OP didn't put the comma if they did it would have been "...saving for, ever since I was ten." if you were actually smart you would know that when forever is written as one word it means everlasting and when written as two words means something different
multiplecoloredc 0
Holy crap, I would kill her. And my dad.
lionandthelamb61 9
he wasted the money you've been saving on her???
afarr 0
^ moron. Move out and sue him then report him to the police
lionandthelamb61 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
you're the moron, moron
cincyboy 0
I would have beat the shit out of both of them
BlueJeans2626 0
wow number two, you're so stupid the money that she's been saving for college why would she save money for her dads little stut bag. ??
Radix 3
I'm a Mormon moron
neverStopLaughin 0
no shit sherlock, did you not read the fml? Anyway.. op im sooooo sorry, i hate assholes.
neverStopLaughin 0
sorry, fml screwed up, that was to go to #2.
coldblood 4
#2 there is a thing called reading, dumbass
BeeSkwaird 0
A Mormon moron, as opposed to a regular moron? [Shrugs.] Okay, then! If you insist. You're a Mormon moron.
yvesofwinter 0
Maybe you didn't understand. Imagine it like this: he wasted the money you've been saving, on her!? While this would not be correct, I think its referring to the disbelief that the father would spend it on her, not that the OP saved it for the woman dating her father.
Archenyoni 0
Was that a robot with feelings reference, #66? If it was, kudos, my man.
soleilkitty 0
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Why were you saving money at 10? Child labor!
bibblz 0
my cousins do that, they save all there Christmas and birthday money so they can have money for college, I would laugh if they get scholorships
katius_fml 2
If they get scholarships, they get their school paid for AND a huge chunk of money to put toward a car or travel or something great ... why would you laugh at that?
heyitsdiamond 5
Oh hell to the no take back all your money and give him an effing earful about your fathers a man hoe screw him but I'm sorry to you
DeadHorseman 11
time to emancipate
Anonnamus 0
^^this
fournineteen 0
since your paying do you get a piece?
mushoo_fml 0
^ This, I believe, should be your line of attack OP.
CallMeHush 1
This ^^^. You should try and get a little of the ass you have been paying for.
LadyDraigen 3
right on. you did pay for those new **** afterall. Silicone...draining college funds since 1961.
cozcat 0
Time to sue.
pirace 0
wut
fisheatsbear 6
I... think... that that is wrong
betseyville 6
I feel for you OP. My dad played actually married his ***** who is 20 years his junior. Now they are divorced and she's after his money. He can't say we didn't warn him. He should have been thinking with his other head. Have your dad arrested.
strandedinalimo 0
How old are you now? If you're not legal yet I wonder how much you could have saved. Just wondering.
Babblez 0
Does it really matter how much he'd saved? The point is it was his money, now his college fund is gone and its all because of the one person he's supposed to be able to trust. FYL OP, take him down :)
strandedinalimo 0
Did I say it mattered, or did I say I was JUST WONDERING? Oh hey, I did. Also, if it was $10,000 it would matter a little more then say, $20.
lilubird 0
I think it's the principle that is the upsetting factor. dad cares more about the ***** than his own child. FYL OP :(
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Comment #32 is just dripping with PMS
FMyLifeCereal 0
Wow. If it were $20, sugar daddy would be more like a high fructose corn syrup daddy. Really though, that would make this whole FML even better on so many levels. Thanks for the perspective Limo.
thefamemonsterr 0
punch him in the ******* face!!!!!