Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
yikes_fyl 0
owned. I laughed for like a million ours at this. I'm sorry you have small ****, don't let it get to you, boobs are all awesome. this guy was just extremely hilarious
ellykhoshkele 0
wow he sure is an ass! and i agree with #20! seriously, u "really like" this guy?!?! HOW?!?!? WHYYYYYY?!?!?!
digital_ghost 0
don'y listen to these idiots who say it was your fault that not true at all, the guy is a jerk and a pig i'm sure your body is just fine the way it is. i haven't seen what you look like but i don't need to, to say this your a beautiful women.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
then you are a stupid **** for giving out compliments that mean nothing.
olivefeb1409 0
thats so mean! im so sorry!!!
abbottizer 0
i agree with #98. just get implants. problem solved.
dontneedaname 0
lol not all guys think like that so dont worry about it
kjia 0
Believe it or not, I don't think big boobs are so great. Smaller ones are more fun for the girl and when the girl has fun, the guy has fun.
effmeelifeyy 0
dick? yes.
hahha 0
hahahahaha the guy is a legend :)
mowmowlife 21
haha no
grandmasattack 0
You should have taken his pants off and said the same thing.