Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
jsmith1199 4
nice
some_chic 0
that's why bitches should know better than to wear padded bras! i mean REALLY!
intensify 0
Don't hate on girls wearing pushup bras man. Sometimes we just need to feel sexy and it helps - it's more of a confidence booster than anything else. Most guys though understand that **** won't be as perky when you're naked than when you're wearing the bra, but are pretty much just happy to see nipple and don't really care. Guy's a jerk.
Roobydo 0
HAHA, i've thought that, never said it...
SgtSchadenfreude 0
Don't listen to that guy, he's just juvenile and shallow. As any man of taste knows, it's not the size of the breasts that are important, but the character.
Jenwrath_lol 0
hopefully he didn't **** you before you had taken your top off? seriously, what a ******* asshole. you NEVER tell a girl stuff like that. if your even thinking stuff like that about a girl your about to have sex with, what the hell is wrong with you?
beccanator 0
i agree with number 20 and 25. you should have put your shirt back on and told him he has a new gf, his right hand. but yeah, i'm scared that might happen to me :( whatever, small boobs > big boobs. :)
willin2takeudown 0
If it was me...I would have gotten rid of him right then and there...because he apparently doesn't care about you, only your body ...now for my dose of crude humor: You should've mounted him, pounded him as hard as you could, and show me that a girl doesn't need a body to teach a guy a lesson
ShoeSh1ne 0
And you STILL had sex with him? You fail.
lolololcheese 0
my worst fear in life is that this will happen to me.