Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
AliSama 17
28 they want to somehow justify the guy's behavior.
AliSama 17
#33 or he could have been a virgin and it was the first time seeing breasts irl. lol.
midnyte 0
Should have waited for him to take off his pants. "Wow, that's disappointing."
bAbiiL0VE88 1
ha wow. u shudve said so is your penis. jerk off
NorfolkDude 2
After he said that, hopefully you left. If you didn't, then you have poor self-esteem.
greenfairy_fml 0
i hate when guys say push-up bras are "false advertising" I, for one, don't wear them for you, I wear them because they have the most support.
greenfairy_fml 0
actually, 42, I have DD breasts naturally. I don't need a push-up bra to get the attention, and really, I wish I didn't get as much as I did. big boobs=/=**** -41
Bauer_fml 0
The one thing I will never get with the sex FML's are that they still had sex with the person they complain about.
slyvanilla_creme 0
he sounds like a prick!!!...i am also surprised you still slept with him! next time, say "screw you!" personally i would have asked him why he is even small erect and why he is even erect if he isn't excited and if he wasn't erect i would say you need viagra, this isn't going to work! try it next time... and please please please don't let guys treat you like that...and still put out... doesn't seem like he really likes you.
AliSama 17
#52 i hope you find someone who loves you and makes you happy^_- looks like you got the bad end of the stick. Been there done that. Still saving my first kiss for love. I suck. rofl. i think will make a documentr in 7 years. 40 year virgin 2. rofl. #53 i agree. Honestly. I could care less about cleavage. If it was things i ould be picky for, after personality. pretty eyes and a cute smile. ^_-