Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
ledzep121 0
I bet he was small.
xxcheeseizlifexx 1
you shoulda taken his pants off and said wow thats really dissappointing my 8 year old brother has a bigger penis... i get that a lot fml
emodude44 0
Tell him that the playboy models all have implants This however... is what they look like without the photoshoping Welcome to the real world amigo
MTBowen11191993 0
He says that, but I wonder how many times he'll get that chance again... from ANYbody.
Tahiri 2
My response was an out loud "aww." I came to say something nice, I'm glad the first post did it for me.
yuibo 0
That guy is a loser. Find someone better to have sex with
Thedumbblonde 0
wowww. most of the guys on fml stories are asses seriously. it doesnt matter if your boobs were too big or too small, they should be fine for anyone.
genius_man16 1
4/5? more like 999/1000
commonsensex 0
Um. That would have been when I put my clothes back on, and left. Not had sex with him. But if he had a tiny dick I hope you gave him shit for it. =|
scabpicker89 0
LMAO. they're little they're tittles. if they're big they are titanics. PS: There a pill for that.