Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
AliSama 17
#56 there is a report button there for a reason. Use it.
JustAGirl_fml 0
I believe the proper response is "ALRIGHT BOOBS!!"
Kain713 14
This guy knows what's up. Who cares how big /small they are, play with them anyway.
Chickmechanic69 0
Wow 63 you either know the op or youre just retarded. She said sh had sex with. No talk of head or anything. And you know what some guys ARE that dumb. Some think their all hot shit and put women down like mad cuz they think they are superior. But Hunnie I seriously think you need a huge attitude adjustment. That you really don't need that kind of abuse.... Everyone is beautiful an as far as ive been told guys think boobs arejuat wicked. Entertaining to play with and whatnot. So that guy is just an idiot. And if you were wearing a pushup bra good on you. Push up bras are not false advertisement. If guys don't know women body's enough to know where boobs sit then its his own damn fault. And the bigger the boobs are the lower they hang. Push up bras prevent then from getting to the floor...... Or smacking us in the face when running. So he's a dick and there is absolutely shit all that makes you even in the slightest way asking for that kind of treatment.
geminiyuri 0
Um, so why did you keep going?
Lou_Briccant 0
The sad thing is you continued going on with it after he said that comment. Who's worse here?
davidtheday 0
Girls love assholes. It's a fact of life. Trust me, I know... hahahaha
Lurch420 0
lol @ #30, also smaller breasts are better anyway
Kiebland 0
I'm a nice guy and I'm not a cheater or a jerk.. I'm a pushover. -nodnod- As for the OP, you still banged him? Self esteem issues AND the guy's a bastard.
Walk_da_shock 0
whys no one on the guys side?!?!?! that ***** epic!
Mocha_fml 0
aww man i feel so sorry for you =( i bet you look realy nice an good lookin ^^ dont let that douche bag get you down. all girls have something that makes them special ; )