Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
thatguy626 0
you should have said the same thing when he took his pants off
aleex_babiee 0
i agree with comment 163. /:
silkyb 0
ydi for still sleeping with him.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
yeah. I don't get it why women wear those. I mean, they want to attract guys with them, but if they're successfull with that, the guy will sooner or later see the real size and be disappointed most of the time, and if they're not successfull, why even do it? That's like a guy going around telling everyone he has a 20 cm wiener when he really only has a 10 cm one
Chocolate_Chunk 2
I prefer small ones, so it wouldn't be a disappointment for me, but.. why? push-ups are practically lying in everyones face. Why shouldn't she be told of for lying to him?
Chocolate_Chunk 2
she ****** him allright
chateauroux12 0
agree!! you can be beautiful and confident with small boobs. I have a dd but I can garuntee mine aren't going to be as perky and nice as yours when we are old. so cheer up and look on the bright side :)
mermaidbitch 0
damn what an ass! at least you have an advantage in being comfortable, I don't care why guys like, big boobs SUCK. and yeah bing old will be so much easier for you! so chin up (:
searchtehcity 0
that is cool
HopelesslyMe 0
^^ I agree. what a douchee..