Kristina
United States
Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
eliinu
Middlesboro, United States
Backhanded
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
brittrod
United States
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Noname
Canada
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Anonymous
Missing the point 101
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
boyishgirl
Anchorage, United States
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
shouldbehappyiguess
Saint Cloud, United States
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
WellThen
United States
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Anon
Omaha, United States
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
ugly duckling
Reston, United States
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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haleyashton 0
my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.
arms_akimbo 0
I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.
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haleyashton 0
my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.
wheatie 0
my mom say stuff like that to me too.. she causes really bad things to happen in my life. she is one of the reasons my weight us horrible
victoria4161993 0
hahaha my mom thinks I'm anarexic she tries to feed me all the time and I'm not even hungry
OceanBreathesSal 5
Victoria, I know what you mean my dad calls me anorexic and bulimic every time I never finish my full serving of my dinner. it really makes me upset when he does. :(
ZING_MASTER 0
DAYUM! Now that's a ZING!
AliSama 17
reply with. "Yes, unfortunately you forgot to flush again after your last bm"
alyssadapsycho 7
big mac?
I_love_BOAD 0
haha your mum is funny.
midnyte 0
Wow. She must have been feeling particularly defensive that day.
Seegtease 0
lol #3. Seriously, that's lame. You were trying to be nice, obviously. That was an unnecessary response for her to give.
authorkid 2
#3 was an lol?
jzarrabi 0
thats rude stupid ass bitch! lol
mfwoods 0
hahahaha! my mom said this to my sister 2 years ago! fantastic. :)
KidMcHutt 0
i lol'd too your mum IS funny :) (and I will send this post to my mum .)
arms_akimbo 0
I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.