Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a job interview wearing what I consider to be my lucky shirt. On my way to the interview, a bird dropped a load of bird poop on my shirt, and I didn't have time to change. During the interview, the interviewer kept staring at the poop stain on my shirt. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today I went to a much-anticipated job interview. I've been out of work for a month and I really need and wanted this job. I then realized that yesterday's hike was not a good idea when a tick crawled across my forehead in the middle of the interview. FML
Today, I had quite the long and busy day at work. Also today, the AC in my workplace decided to go on vacation. I was sweating and about to pass out by the end of it. Then, as I was walking home, I got pooped on by a bird. Twice. FML
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I really needed the job to keep my apartment. As I was being interviewed, the manager looked past me and stared off into space. There goes the job and my apartment. FML
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Top comments
Ohone01 1
Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3
19990231 29
Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.
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BeastyMcbeast 19
That's a pretty shitty situation.
BeastyMcbeast 19
This was a pun because she got shat on if you couldn't tell
19990231 29
We can tell. It's the most overused and unoriginal pun that appears on every FML with "shit" in it.
19990231 29
#1/7 We can tell. It is the most overused, unoriginal pun which gets used in every FML with "shit" in it.
howard007 18
#1 your shit pun actually got shat on...
Gabilliam 19
*audience groans*
earljonez 22
Totally didn't see this one coming......
milehigh52 22
#1 don't try to explain your pun like we were too stupid to understand it. That's just sad. just take the down votes and move on.
touch_the_sky_77 22
Tell the company workers that it's frosting and pretend to be a cupcake. They'll either be delighted or terrified.
Exodiafinder687 58
Interviewer: Is that bird shi- OP: (quickly interrupting) It's frosting! Interviewer: Why is there frosting in your hair? OP: I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Ok........Why should we hire you? OP: Because I'm a cupcake! Interviewer: Do you have any special talents that would make you a prime candidate for this job? OP: Being a cupcake! Interviewer: (laughs)........(awkward silence)......Get the **** out of my office! Op: Cupcake? Interviewer: Security!
AnalAssassin1 14
#20 that was awesome.
Adm_Twigs 19
#20's scenario may work fantastically if you are getting a job at a cupcake shop!!!
ImmortalPancakes 7
Hello
19990231 29
Unless you're super late, you should have time to go to the bathroom and wash it off quick.
tinyrosie 21
unless it shit in her hair
19990231 29
57, I'm not an expert, but you can manage to wash your hair in a public restroom. Although it may be embarrassing, not as embarrassing as leaving the shit in your hair.
Ahmad69a 10
Looks like you got into a shitty bussiness before your interview...
JocelynKaulitz 28
More like the shitty business got on OP.
milehigh52 22
Boooo, you *****.
Koppol 15
Crap...
howard007 18
Thats what landed on ops head
False_Stupidity 42
... comment.
fractured_ 22
If you explain to the interviewer what happened, I'm sure that they will disregard it.
howard007 18
Id take a photo to prove them and wash it off, and in the case i am late id show the photo.
wasliedtoasakid 22
Damn birds
Ohone01 1
Actually OP, getting shit on by a bird is considered good luck. The universe was trying to psyche you up more. :3
Wolfparable 22
They say you make your own luck.. She really DID have the right attitude!
timakinz 21
For all we know, OP may have needed some humility.