Today, I had the once in a lifetime opportunity to interview someone I’ve greatly admired for years and grew up watching. I was naturally nervous, but I didn’t expect to be so nervous I would throw up on him in the first 5 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I vomited on an Oxford professor during my first university interview. They called me "Little Miss Nervous" during my second interview. FML
Today, as a student reporter for our college newspaper, I interviewed the president of my university. I was surprised to get an interview with him, and because of my nerves, as soon as I walked into his office I tripped over my own feet and fell face first into the ground. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, a guy I like tried to talk to me. I got so nervous that I had a panic attack and puked in front of him. FML
Today, after searching for a job for over a year now, I finally got an interview. The pressure made me so nervous that I passed out in the middle of it. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
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Top comments
manb91uk 22
When they say ‘spewing your admiration’ this is NOT what they mean!
RichardPencil 32
Nor “spilling your guts.”
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Comments (9)
manb91uk 22
When they say ‘spewing your admiration’ this is NOT what they mean!
RichardPencil 32
Nor “spilling your guts.”
Allie614032 34
I mean... at least you made a lasting impression. :/
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I guess it could be embarrassing, but think of what happened to them. I there was a bunch of mes there, Everysingle me would puke after the previous one because I can't stand the smell of puke lol. More like FTL
ARISKomuniszt 24
And now they'll have a tiny bit left of vomit stain on their shirt to remember you by...
Lobby_Bee 18
That's one hell of a welcome gift.
aruden 25
Sounds terrible.. more so for him though. Just assuming he didn't stick around to finish the interview. Also who was it you interviewed,
SwordSlashBlade 13
It is one thing to be impressed by someone, but I never understand how anyone can feel so overwhelmed by any human being that anxiety is felt and the body would react this way. No matter what the accomplishments, they are mere humans after all! I see it as a sign of weakness in character.
Rabite 28
Judging something solely based on you not understanding it might also be a sign of weakness in character.