Dr Pepper
Canada
Today, I was having sex with my wife. Halfway through, I had to go to the bathroom, but she complained so I stayed. It was explosive diarrhea. I was on top. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.
arandomperson97 19
Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.
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Madrias 36
We all know that sex is messy, but that's just over-doing it.
arandomperson97 19
Bet she won’t make that mistake again. For future reference though, explain the severity if you know beforehand.
RichardPencil 32
50 Shades of Brown
joeyl1990 28
You need to rethink your life
T_Seg_101 18
Atleast we know you have a bombing time😂
RichardPencil 32
You’d think “diarrhea” would work as a universally accepted safe word, even without being pre-arranged.
Dave_Davington 34
This exact situation is the real reason why butt plugs were invented.
jfsiv 17
God I hope not!
MidnaLink 35
Who stops someone from using the bathroom anyway?
boopingsnoot 25
When nature calls, don't let it go to voicemail.
Glowworm56 27
When you're screwing on top and something goes plop, diarrhea!
DanielleinDC 34
Your life sucks, but your wife deserves it. I mean, if my boyfriend needs to go during sex, I'm not going to complain.