Today, was my sister's and dad's birthday. I accidentally mixed up the gifts I got for them and my dad ended up with a vibrator. He wasn't very happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, as I was waiting in line to give my mom her birthday present, my dad gave her the exact same gift I'd also bought for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, while celebrating my birthday, my friends hired a few escorts to make the party more interesting. This was a really bad way to learn that my sister is a prostitute. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML
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Top comments
readme 0
I'm rather concerned that you were even getting it for your sister... A rather "close" relationship you two have is it?...
xBabyMaMa 0
Could of been worse. Your dad could have been happy.
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Comments (267)
Wubbly_Flib 0
dude what the **** kind of brother gives his sister a vibrator??? i think if u look hard enough you'll find her FML saying "holy shit my brother tried to give me a vibrator for christmas" Weirdo...
Ryder556 0
The **** did you get your dad? A fleshlight?
SoloHeart 0
Why the **** did you get your sister a vibrator?
threegp 0
HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH #209 yeah but seriously dude, I don't care how close anybody's family is, that is kinda really...just dude really? for your sister...what would she have even said to that?
Rajko 0
So what did your sister do with the penis pump you had bought Dad?
EdwardHeart 0
I'm sure you could have covered it up and told your father to use it on your mother.
mmiikkee 0
Your a ******* retard why the **** would you get your sister a vibrator you weirdo. And how could you possibly mix up the gifts you idiot box.
mannix_fml 0
At first I thought you two were sisters, which was a little weird but it could have been a silly joke. Then I found out you were her brother, and well..... Still, a very huge FYL to you!
Luneth101 0
#18, you have a family that encourages sleeping around? Or just talking about their sex lives, because it could be easy to misread your comment. But I agree with most other people, getting your sister a vibrator? There's something wrong with that.
killjoy_fml 0
We encourage talking about it. Not sleeping around. Although it's not like we're going to insult each other if we do sleep with different people. Personally, I've had really bad relationships. I've never slept with the same guy twice.
Masta_Blasta 0
LOL