Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
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mclayton37 0
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Envy_fml 0
Ouch.
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xNatsuki 0
I hope you bit him.
KumoFF7 3
LOL did you bite him?
Protegas 0
Also, well said :]
spinarium 2
bite him hard!
0r30 0
Ooh...I know that hurt... I've never even had the thought, or never recalled thinking of my girlfriend doing that while I was playing a game EVER, but that has definitely changed now... XD Sometimes I hit myself in the head with the controller, but that doesn't really happen anymore. (I know...it's pretty stupid...) If she somehow decides to do that, she'll know that I won't hit her. But seriously...if she offered to do that, I probably either turn the game off, or hide in some corner and set the controller down. Maybe it'll turn into something else...I can just picture it now... ;D
BleedingAssassin 0
wow i would love to have u as my gf lol
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for loving such a nerd who doesn't respect you.
Syn_fml 0
Yeah, nothing's sexier than watching a bunch of sweaty dudes kill each other, knowing on the other end are a bunch of teenagers yelling "BOOM HEADSHOT." Gets me going every time.
drybutta224 0
haha the funniest fml ever one day im gonna be like him just while playing ttfaf on expert wonder what would happen if i use star power?? 0.o btw u suck dick 4 fun....sounds kinda smutty but idgaf its your life
loverslanex3 0
i agree
alex_vik 1
"Today I got hit in the head. FML" That's how I read this.