Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
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mclayton37 0
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Envy_fml 0
Ouch.
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Ravenite 0
here is a rule of thumb around gamers - keep your distance!! Brother nearly broke my nose when he lost a game (he was meant to be showing me how great the game was)
ocean3684 0
i would have "accidentally" bit him
Toas7 0
I like all the people who are like "What kind of dumbass plays games while getting a BJ?" and "Who the hell gives a ******* to their boyfriend while he plays video games?" It was his BIRTHDAY, and that's a pretty godly birthday present.
voveraite 7
yes, I agree :(
TheLetterZero 7
You probably can't even pass it on easy, since you sound retarded.
xNephilim 19
That's what I thought too. Actually gave me an idea for my boyfriend's birthday next summer. I mean, it's his birthday and that's a pretty good reason to do something special for him. And if that's giving him a ******* while he plays his favorite game - why the hell not? Sex isn't all about mutual pleasure. Sure, the favor should be returned most of the time, but sometimes it's nice to do something for the other person. I kinda see it as an extension of the whole "giving is better than receiving" even though receiving's DEFINITELY amazing too.
Heidi_fml 0
This is the most degrading thing I've heard all day.
mizolips 0
i hope you bit his dick
GrapefruitZoe 0
I wouldn't give head to my boy while he was playing FF, birthday or not. People who don't have the self control not to do that to the people sucking them off should NOT be playing video games. But it was a really really nice thing for you to do that.
BlondeBabeX 0
Theres Nothing Wrong With Treating Your Boyfriend Once In A While. Ive Given My Boyfreind a ******** When Hes Played Xbox. That Doesnt Mean Hes Disrespecting Me. It Means Were Trying something New And Having Fun. Sex Is For Pleasure And Love. I Give Him Pleasure He Gives Me It Back Just As Good. ;]] X
Lounia_fml 8
Naw, maybe she should get him a vacuum.. Then next time the vacuum can give him a ******* while playing a game.. He's a dick!!
tencalories 3
you are ******* awesome
t3hmadhatter 0
Man, that guys is lucky! I've always dreamed about that. Try getting him one of those gel-ish controllers for his birthday.
Lunie_fml 0
"Typical gamer fashion"? What? Is he ******* 12?
lawlfyl 0
Good for you for being nice to your boyfriend on his birthday! Bad for him that he obviously wasn't enjoying it. And to all the girls here who're complaining about her giving her boyfriend a bj, I feel sorry for your boyfriends.