Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
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mclayton37 0
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Envy_fml 0
Ouch.
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BurnedByLove 0
wow. A ******* during playing online? Jesus christ. If you were that submissive, you might as well bend over for a rapist. Anyway, that would definitely distract ME, and i personally think you should dump him and drown his XBOX 360
vocalchords 0
OF COURSE he's going to die while he's getting head... He'll be so distracted! What was he thinking?
Enzane12 0
lol i think its sexy, extremely sexy. Im a gamer and i love my girl, now if i put the two together WOOT!. now with the controller droping i think he was more into his game no offense >.> . if it was me in his position i would still play but be paying more attention to the pleasure than if i die on my game.... like i understand hes with u but seriously are u that gay ur watching ur game than ur girlfriend giving u head. HELL if i asked for head i wouldnt even be playing my game id be preparing for the birthday sex im about to have... U didnt deserve the controller dropping but next time get ur boyfriend on the bed and have fun (and take his attention off his game)
BlueLettuce 0
Best comment ever
p00p0ster0us 0
The human race is doomed.
soulsfirefly 8
FYL, but I wouldn't give a guy a ******* while he plays a video game anyway. That's sort of ridiculous. I'd make sure he's paying attention to what I'm doing and not pretending to shoot people or whatever!
TWiNKEE_MiKE 0
How can you even be aroused while playing a video game. Seemed like all of his attention was focused towards that.
tafam 0
That was nice of you to do for him, at least. I hope he pays more attention to where your head is in the future.
supasqueak 0
Who and you did? What great taste you have....
UrRightFML 0
I dont really see how thats an FLM? What was he usin ur head as a mouse pad or something?