Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I aren't speaking. He wanted to stay up late to "look for jobs", so I went to bed. An hour later, I was awoken to him screaming. When I ran in to see what was going on, he had a video game open. I shouldn't be mad at him because it was a "mega rare drop", he insists. FML
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Top comments
LaColombianita 26
At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.
The_4th_Doctor 13
He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.
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Comments (172)
LaColombianita 26
At least he doesn't let people say shit to you. That was nice of him to have your back.
devildog562 33
He's not sharing her back with anyone apparently .
foxwasalamb 24
he has her back unlike the chair
MattM95 16
I guess OP can look at the bright side. Her boyfriend won't let anyone disrespect her. So it seems that he cares about her :)
JuliaaNoelle 26
I'd probably fall in love if a guy did that while I was playing a video game.. Lol
Hiktmae 20
Hehe, he actually sounds awesome, I'm sure he was being silly. If my boyfriend did that I'd laugh so hard :p
DrHothead 15
That's what I think,what's FML in it, you should be proud
EchoSerenity 15
My bf got so pissed because our friend snapped at me once, he doesn't like it when people are disrespectful towards me, they would of gone fist to fist if we didn't separate them.
Zoldyck 17
@45: thaaaaat's nice.
KK3137 31
Yeah, and shred the other player's back to pieces..
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Yeah, well it was still a bit of an overreaction. I agree with OP, he's got anger issues.
sophienzstein 12
It's actually a little sweet
incoherentrmblr 22
This reminds me of that Family Guy episode where Peter gets defensive of Lois and starts fighting random people and things...
The_4th_Doctor 13
He's the kind of guy you want in the zombie apocalypse.
moomanjohnny 10
Not really, because he wasted all the ammo on one person. You need to conserve ammo.
Tupelo_Honey 30
True...good point, #29!!
tooyoungtooold 11
Double tap? Screw that. Five bajillion tap is where it's at.
redstone7693 29
he kind of reminds me of Shane from the walking dead
JocelynKaulitz 28
Well you can say he's got your back.
DarkHelmet 10
Right. Dude defends your honor and you call him a lunatic. That's some pretty ungrateful shit
brivielle 15
yea. He's got her back alright. From reality to Fantasy world. So cute :)
loveseat14 11
That's golden.
BasedComment 15
A keeper indeed!
VoodooPriestess 16
Ooooooooor you can see him as a sweet guy who would stand up for your honor. Look to the bright side! Never the dark side. . .
Capriciousfox 27
Unless the dark side has cookies :)
False_Stupidity 42
But if the dark side had cookies, that'd be a bright side in the dark side, thus making it not the dark side... *mind blown*
DoubleDosexo 12
we have cookies and brownies, special brownies... though
Nathan_h24 17
My mind was just blown by how bad your comment was. *mind blown* #54
asnakelovinbabe 16
Play with a headset on. It's a more immersive experience that way anyways.
steftriv 18
It's the thought thats counts! His actions though...
Marelena20 23
that's just too adorable XD
ThePaperDragon 31
Awh! I like him! ^_^ Although his methods may be questionable, at least he stands up for you!
XxDanno316xX 27
Am I the only one who is curious on which game this could be?
muis545 21
I vote GTA
ColonelCusswords 24
Im thinkin halo, modern warfare, or call of duty. Thats the place you usualy get sassed like that
elyssa112 6
I am too !! I wanna play that game . It can't be modern warfare or halo it has to be fictional . She said character not player .
EchoSerenity 15
OP said character, so GTA or some girly game, bleh.
MrConcise 35
@10 - I dunno, it could be Pokemon. Things haven't been great in Kanto lately, lots of gun violence.
GalaxyShots 21
Saint's Row, most likely. If you're a female character, you actually do get called a **** quite a bit by NPC's on the street.
garrett_8614 14
No ones going to point out that #19 said Call of Duty, and Modern Warfare, as if they're two separate games? -__-