Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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Top comments
Masochistic 0
What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?
skyeyez9 25
drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.
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Comments (455)
Masochistic 0
What kind of twisted ritual is that? What compelled him to think that up?
Skullcrusher 5
That's cool!
igetinyourpants 0
yummi.. I want some of that
Tripout 0
maybe he didn't stick n his pubes maybe he wanted a bj n a puberty just came off. who knows
Tripout 0
pubes* not puberty I hate it when words fill in automaticly
igetinyourpants 0
lol .. left over pubes after a bj... may your fml should be I give a bj to my bf while I am sleep
fuckedupp 0
agreed I would be scared of him afterthat. that is just messed up.
Masochistic 0
Thanks, 15. I thought my comment was pretty cool, myself.
Valter 0
hahashaha
TrekkieGirl 0
Your bf needs his ass kicked!
abcnonamecba 0
how many times did he do well?
emulsify 0
is whilst the new while?
rugbyboy87 0
weird just weird
evilspongebob 0
im saying!!! hopefully he cant play worth a damn.
isaiah614 0
says the guy with that ugly ass pic
DzCountingSheep 0
@ 114 I was thinking the same thing..
poooook 0
agreed 144, agreed!
stewie1744 0
why would he pull em out? that's gotta ****** hurt
Samir30Days 0
I agree -_- fyl, OP! your boyfriend is gross. :/
Jumpman14 0
not really
bejiebers 0
I bet he was on mw2
DonkeyDelight 0
I normally just say yay....
drtk23 0
that is ridiculous! how do you even come up with that idea?
christinacutie 0
yes he is! I would love it if my bf did that to me
christinacutie 0
*my last post wad replying to #160
oybetch 0
wtfffff
awesome1145 0
ewwwww
shiznutmuffin 0
that guy must be an idiot and that's disgusting O_o
wordgirl 0
Haaaaaa! I liked "puberty" even better than "pubes!!!!" It sounds way cooler. :D lolz.
wordgirl 0
"Whilst" is said in Britain.
lmfao1643 3
Im prety shure I was talking to him on Xbox live. There was this guy who kept saying oh not another pube.
Danielt104 6
ROFLMFAO funniest fml ever
loveconverse 0
eeeeeeeeeweeeeeyyyyyyyv
ShadowzI 0
Exactly my though... I mean where to even start. Pubes? Celerbration over video game win? Mouth?drugs?
fmlgirl1645 0
Believe me its amazing but when hes sucking on your boobs then you suck on his dick its the best
Enoch134 0
wow fmlgirl that's hot ur bf. must be very happy
vanillathirteen 0
make him shave!!!!
spoonfull123 0
hahaha maybe he just thought you would some how get kinky from that. :S
CharonTheShadow 0
Hopefully for you, he wasn't very good
is300k 0
I think he's just not that good at dropping hints
harryman04 0
first
adamedery 0
I luv tht game I play it 24/7
ClaraLewy 0
Lol FYL!!! Me and bf just play Xbox 360 at my house
ButtNekked 0
#250 HAHA
Guuurlplease 0
Eww. Drop his ass. Or when he's sleeping shave and drop all of it in his mouth.
poopypants911 0
that's a good idea...
crazeelife12 0
classic...
imzdrummer 0
that's really messed up. for one thing, wouldn't that hurt like hell?
ScarletMontgomar 0
that's a very good idea lol
ScarletMontgomar 0
I was agreeing to #454 :P
ScarletMontgomar 0
shit 354
ilovenina 0
ydi for letting your bf have an xbox
joemk2012 0
There's a time to use whilst and a time to use while, I think. But I don't think she used the right one
jz113 0
#15 HUH?!?!? u think pulling out your own PUBIC HAIR and EATING IT after youve won a VIRTUAL award is COOL!?!?! do you kiss your mom with that mouth? cause if so, EW
malcolm44 0
lol that sucks.if it was me I would of put them back in his mouth
icychill10_fml 6
130 is a disgrace to people of my name.
guitgod1 11
what.....the.....****?! that dude is crazy, run away!
baseak95 1
Lol
lilbyrd43 0
You're use to puttin his pubes in your mouth, anyways. you'll be aright
PattisonDaStud 0
ya how did it taste
Danielt104 6
at #2 Win!
Vayant 0
Ugh. I'm eating dinner as I read this.
ilovenina 0
she should shave her pussy hair into his mouth when he's aasleep!
BadPinkKitty07 0
oh. my. god. that is disgusting.
Vehicle 1
W T F This is soo unnormal. Did you join? I think your boyfriend needs mental examination. FYL indeed.
Monikabug 9
Ikr. your boyfriend is just disgusting.
chicken_lover 2
unnormal? abnormal. it's abbey something...abbey normal.
TruckerGustav 0
... What the hell?! I've heard people do the most rediculous things, but this is just beyond logic.
Jrook 0
lol what would that be called?
MXavierT 0
pube stuffing pro unlocked 15 g
Purpose30 0
lmmaaoo ^^^ I need that achievement!!!
MadPercussion 0
LMAO!
omnistryder 0
that's grounds for an ass beating
iris1012 5
yes, i would say so
allen20 0
Were did you meet this guy? At a hospital :O
Thebluez 0
speaking of hospitals you should take him to a doc and have him checked for mental illness :s
shamille 5
break his legs
Enoch134 0
lol no break his thumbs I doubt he uses legs while playing mw2
Anteezy 7
Pulling out a pube, brrr...
Cthulu 0
OWIE OWIE *poink* OWIE OWIE *poink* OWIE OWIE *poink*
wordgirl 0
#131-Cthulu: FTW!! You made my night. :)
ILIEKGIRLS 5
I do that when I'm taking a shit. I get really bored. It hurts like a ******* bitch, though.
skyeyez9 25
drink lots of prune juice, then fart in his mouth when he's in a deep sleep.
smitty809 0
Or take it farther.
puedominican 0
while his sleeping shave alllll his hair. grab a newspaper then shit in his mouth.