Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I played Call Of Duty online against someone who turned out to be wanking. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
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mclayton37 0
See... Your boyfriend has a problem. He likes to mix his pleasures. It just doesn't work. You have to put a stop to it, before one day he's playing video games, talking on the phone, taking a dump, and gettin a BJ from you all at the same time.. NO! It's like that episode of Seinfeld when George tries to enjoy some pastrami and watching TV while having sex.. you gotta stop it before it gets worse!
Envy_fml 0
Ouch.
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Comments (235)
ziqi92 0
i would cuddle with a girl i like while playing video games, but i'd never ask for a bj, wtf?????
patbushnell 0
#170 agreed, but i think the focus needs to be on one thing or the other
epic_delight1337 0
why is everyone bitching out the boyfriend? it was just an accident because it was a habit. and its not THAT nerdy that he was playing a video game..lots of guys do it even when theyre older. The OP never said that its his life. and id say YDI for giving ******** cuz thats gross, enjoy herpes or whatever u end up with.
Nuns_FTW 0
eww there are 24 hours in the day one thing at a time PLEASE.
toothdecay7758 0
you should have bit him
mister_moops 0
you sound like an idiot.
grapenutsrbt 0
Hey guesswhat: Your boyfriend is a douche bag and you're a ****. YDI, moron.
sforzare 0
I honestly don't understand what's so appealing to anyone about that entire scenario. o.O FYL though.
Cinnabar 0
I don't know whether I'd agree to a request like that, but if he hit me on the head with a controller while I was going down on him you better believe I would have bitten him. Asshole.
amykillswitch 0
Hahaha sucks. I have given my boyfriend a bj while he plays MGS although he normally pauses the game and puts his controller down so he won't be distracted.
dramakat11 0
FYL because you're boyfriend plays video games while you go down on him.