Today, after seven people at work approaching me and asking me if I was 'that lad from the paper', I picked one up to see what they were talking about. Turns out my doppelganger is a man who brutally murdered his older brother last year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got contacted by an arm-chair detective do-gooder who was convinced my dad is a serial killer. I asked around and it turns out the do-gooder is actually prime suspect for a local murder and dismemberment. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, on my way to work, I was checking my hair in the semi-reflective window of an office building. I suddenly realized that the guy I had a one-night stand with last week was standing on the other side, looking confused. He now genuinely believes that I am stalking him. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML
Today, I introduced my coworker to my friend's boyfriend. When I mentioned his name, she started crying. Apparently he has the same first name as her twin brother, who died shortly after birth, so that name has become a bit of a sore spot for her. I didn't even know she had a twin. FML
Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my sister has been telling people I’ve been dead for the last 3 months, to cover up the fact she used me to commit identity fraud. We’re identical twins. FML
Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML
Today, both a coworker of mine and my boss agreed that I fit the profile of a serial killer. I don't know what's worse, the fact that they think that low of me, or the fact that this isn't the first time someone's said I remind them of a serial killer. FML
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Top comments
starlandmarie 22
I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.
AviKerensky 17
Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"
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Comments (65)
sureshadow 23
sorry bro. That would suck.
grimpeeper 13
I wish there was a button for that.
sureshadow 23
Why was I down voted so much?
whateves997 19
You must have a killing impression on them....
jjmack34 15
Have you considered plastic surgery?
annarcheer 19
That's quite a bit excessive.
mine___turtles10 13
＿〆(。。)
AviKerensky 17
Look at them through narrowed eyes and say, "Want to find out?"
pabj208 23
Pretty casual for them to just ask! I wonder what they'd say if you said it was you...
Googolman 29
My guess is that they were just kidding around and already knew that it wasn't actually OP.
demonddm 24
well if you plan it properly you know who you can frame.
Cass_x 22
Just go with it for a little while, make them scared. It could be fun. Don't drag it out for too long though
Mitchellbassists 29
If you get asked again, you should say "YEAH WANT TO SEE MY KNIFE COLLECTION?"
hailzz_96 18
Ask them to come over and find out
starlandmarie 22
I always walk up to possible murderers and ask them about their newspaper appearance.
shay_serendipity 29
Ha, I was thinking that too. But seriously, why would someone casually walk up to a potential murderer..?