Today, I realized my sleepwalking habit has reached new heights. How? I woke up in the bathroom. On a plane headed to California. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
Today, I found out that my sleep-walking is so bad that I regularly text my friend while I sleep. I have no idea how many times this has happened. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up in a complete daze. It took me a few minutes to realize what had happened. Apparently my sleepwalking problems have returned, only this time I managed to overdose myself with Nyquil. As a result, I slept for fourteen hours, wet my sheets, and lost my job. FML
Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidentally slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML
Today, I was on a plane flying home and fell asleep. I woke up to my own snoring and everyone on the plane looking at me. FML
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom and took a massive piss. Then I actually woke up, well and truly soaked. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?
RichardPencil 32
TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!
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Comments (29)
ChromoTec 24
Did you sleep-purchase a ticket too? Catching Z's and catching fees.
BurnInDemonFire 39
So you're the asshole who prevented me and the hot redhead in 36D from joining the Mile High Club. How is it fair that you snoozed, but I lost?
pugs 12
I think you mean 36DD
JasonThorn 23
Walk out of the bathroom, walk up to the nearest flight attendant, and say, "Wow...what a PARTY. Where am I?"
skippydoda 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I'm calling bullshit. How did get a ticket? How did you get passed TSA?
Ainarr 29
op was probably sleeping on the plane and sleepwalked to the plane bathroom
skippydoda 32
That makes more sense...
raven_of_azarath 35
* past
PenguinPal3017 19
You realize that people aren't zombies while sleep walking. You can do anything while sleep walking that you can while awake.
ashwednesday 12
Sleepwalking habit or Ativan adventure?
zuckerburg 21
You mean ambien
TxKitten79 10
I'd talk to a mental health provider. What other kinds of "sleepwalking" episodes have you had? if you've had serious trauma in your past, could be a dissociative disorder. Even if not, this is not okay and you need some sort of treatment.
Becky Kay 3
agreed. this could be an example of a fugue state which is common in a dissociative disorder. there is help out there and as a mental health professional I can say, it can get better
TxKitten79 10
Exactly. Losing time is scary. It's nice when you can find out what's going on and work on things. I agree, with help, it DOES get better!
Glowworm56 27
How on earth did you purchase a ticket in your sleep?
alycion 39
Maybe was waiting for a flight and fell asleep at airport? Still not sure how op would have boarded though, unless if the ticket takers were very lax.
Gamessence 19
He was probably ALREADY on the plane.
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
if this is even real, there has got to be more to the story. not possible.
RichardPencil 32
TSA was vigilant enough to confiscate two tubs of cheese spread from my carry-on bag because it was not solid enough, yet they didn’t notice a zombie boarding the plane? How’s this fair?!?!!
acmariner99 25
Implausible.