Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I know there's something wrong with my cat when his meowing starts to sound really weird. But just now, his meow has gotten so unusual that he actually scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an entirely different cat that got into my house before I looked back. Yeah, he's going to the vet. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML
Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
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Top comments
Mads_1234 28
I would switch vets if I were you OP.
lo39dell 10
maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.
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Comments (105)
Mads_1234 28
I would switch vets if I were you OP.
TheOnlyMizLiv 22
I see you have experience with these situations. Your dog looks violated.
Pleonasm 36
Umm...
Wizardo 34
The dogs eyes just look like they're saying, "Why man? Why?" or "I've seen things man".
ShyAnn29 15
I would have taken my cat and left to find another vet, a professional one.
Iceman225 11
Knife that ****** and get the heck out of that place.
Axipiter 24
8 and 25, I have rarely been brought to outright laughter that I can't hold in, by anything I usually read on the internet. Now I'm getting funny looks from people for it. Well done, sirs!
lifesucks1217 6
lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor
lifesucks1217 6
lol #25 not sure why anyone would down Vote your comment unless they had bad taste in humor
thatkidhesh 11
because OP is the kind of person who takes her cat to the vet and knifes people in her free time right?
Mads_1234 28
You don't wanna know the things he's seen, man.
lo39dell 10
maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.
natheitz 23
That sounds right
LMFAOwned 9
Wishful thinking doesn't hurt, I suppose.
gotaplanstan 28
Or maybe he'a a gynecologist too and moonlights @ a free clinic? XD
HouseElf 13
I think you're a tad too optimistic, #2
HouseElf 13
Just realized that my display photo accurately represents my own reaction while reading this FML.
mrcool4847 10
He's probably married....
mario2012 18
That joke(or lack there of) doesn't make sense in this case.
mario2012 18
I just reread the FML. It does make sense, just not very funny.
badminton 14
Yes it does not make sense but why thumb down Mario??? Stupid dicks!!
Mooish 18
And thats when you point to the waiting room and show him the other cats. Then you pick up your cat and leave.
Pleonasm 36
Sounds like he just got out of the FML comment section.
Wizardo 34
But it's true though, he's going to have to check a large amount of voracious and ill *******, its part of his job...
LyraAlluse 25
This is funny and so true.
friedpwnadge 25
Don't get your fur in a ball, I'm sure that he cat wait to get home and stretch out on the bed. He's a veterinarian, he has felines just like the rest of us.
JukeboxBanshee 10
Too many attempted puns.
robotiick7 23
You tried to hard #9. Maybe next time?
MGITSWFTC 17
This would be a lot less worrying if he was a gynocologist
donkeytowel 11
maybe he's a part time gynecologist.
liblob 6
at least u werent at the doctors
Eorlas 31
Veterinarian's are doctors. Dumbass.
liblob 6
yes i know...that wasnt the point i was making.. but on a side note if u was to break your leg i am hoping you wouldnt turn up at a vets.
beclaurela 18
It would be better than seeking no treatment.
mnwlf13 3
your response was" oh your doing a self examination?"
tj4234 36
*you're
thebear683 6
*you're a retard #23
RoboCunnilingus 23
How is #23 a retard? Maybe a douche for pointing it out, but #23 is right. "YOU'RE doing a self examination".