Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML
Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, “I need to check something down there.” I asked what but he just smiled and showed me the piece of gum he was chewing. He took a look and left to get the scissors. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
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Top comments
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.
humorizer 14
My dog would beg to differ.
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Comments (199)
briannavengance 2
You guys are ******* stupid. Someone shouldn't have to shave just because someone else doesn't like it. Grow the **** up. Besides, if you shave, you look like a pre-pubescent girl you ******* pedophiles
TiNkErBeLl1713 0
Did u get the gum out or did he
Daydreamer4466 6
All I say is shave that sticky spot.
aPieceOfFruit 16
Damn, all of you ppl are acting like he is Hitler or something. It appears he just has a particularly bad sense of humor. #278 Don't throw around words like demeaning. that's how sexism/race wars get started.Get some perspective.
WhiteAsNoise3 2
Shave that bush!
caligurl50 0
Wtf? That's disgusting that you dont shave.
anncorinnelife 4
Dump him. He shoulda just told you
akichan15 5
maybe it's time you hire the gardener huh?
JormpJomp 2
Shaving is absolutely unnecessary and a completely personal choice and you have no obligation to shave. I'm guessing most people who are claiming that "everyone shaves/should shave" are still adolescent, because nobody really gives a shit about your pubes when you're an adult. Besides, shaved vaginas are typically for ***** or girls with low self esteem who feel like they HAVE to shave. LAAAAME. In my experience, guys who give a crap about your pubes being shaved ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS suck at giving oral. So they're pretty much worthless. Just dump him and move on.
kristen69 0
I shave! And 1 I'm not a **** and 2 I don't have a low self esteem I just don't like body hair. Just because a girl shaves doesn't automatically make them a ****.
chels1994 11
oh she doesn't shave boo hoo. I say you should do and shave what You want lol