SadOral
🌶️ Spicy
Masterclass
Today, my wife fell asleep. I was giving her head at the time. Her snoring gave it away. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
justgreat
Opa Locka, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Repetitive
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
biggieT
Colombo, Sri Lanka 🌶️ Spicy
Actor's Studio
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Big Baby
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Anonymous
United States
When you're in a dream…
Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
ThreeWeeksWithoutSex
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Parenting is exhausting
Today, our daughter fell asleep early, so my husband and I decided to get frisky. He passed out mid-blow job. FML
Sleep Deprived
United States
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. Soon, I noticed he was being very quiet. When I looked up, he was in a deep sleep. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Rude awakening
Today, my wife woke me up by punching me in the balls. Apparently, while I was napping on the sofa, she came in and decided to lie with her head in my lap. While she was scrolling TikTok I sleep-farted on her head, so she punched me. I was asleep, so I feel like the victim here, I call bullshit! FML
Top comments
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You were going down on her. Not giving her head.
slym12312425 9
If you're doing it right, she wouldn't fall asleep... except for maybe passing out after a few minutes.
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Comments (17)
RichardPencil 32
Many people confuse sleeping with the most powerful orgasms one can experience. Way to go, chief!
EmDizzle2007 28
it was just super relaxing.... or she was just very tired.
slym12312425 9
If you're doing it right, she wouldn't fall asleep... except for maybe passing out after a few minutes.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You were going down on her. Not giving her head.
Chaith 16
Did you just assume her genetalia?
TxKitten79 10
The O.P. said "she." If She were a she, then biologically and scientifically she has a ******, which would mean she doesn't have ****, unless she is a hermaphrodite.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
lmao!
Sonotsuave 37
😂
bobsanction 18
Same shit bud.
sallygee 9
well either she was really tired or you suck at head.
Henry8cooper 15
A few days ago someone was having trouble with giving a good handjob. Maybe you can reach out to that person, so you can practice your skills together? It somehow feels like you deserve eachother.
jmilam90 9
Sounds like you need to work on your oral skills
HokieJ 10
What dat mouf do?
blueknight1st 26
Your wife has a dong?
Itstheshortone 3
Damn........might wanna switch up your skills!!! 😁