Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
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Top comments
Cat_Daniels 6
OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."
djskidd 9
That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!
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Comments (154)
EduJav321 24
Well... It always comes in brown box with only the name of the place (sometimes)... Just say it was some sexy underwear or something
IloveSatan 4
Well wouldn't it come in a box and not say what it was until he opened it?
cysanleigh 13
Any personal sex toy I've ever ordered online came in a box stating that the parcel was CD's or another common interest. If your old enough to be using a credit card or your PayPal account then your also old enough to demand a bit of privacy without your father knowing every purchase or order you make!
FMLCaseyFML 0
Lmao. Buy a new one. xD
woodre 0
Well at least he didn't open it
Akharr01 5
Vibrator beware
jad07 0
You should find yourself a boyfriend I think that will be easier for you to sneak in to your house for some time of pleasure ;)
GoldLace 1
YDI masturbaiting is wrong
karmicsamadi86 9
Unless he opened it what's the problem?
swaggin_it_313 0
Haha FYL and YDI...besides, you shouldn't have to use one! ;)