Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, UPS delivered my kinky sex toys to my ex-husband. Apparently the delivery went wrong so they sent it to the last known address. He called to say he got my "package" and I had to go pick it up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML
Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
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Top comments
mrcarmine 0
when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?
Amkii 0
Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)
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Comments (43)
cobrakid77678 0
FAIL
zach055 23
The billing adress is where the credit card bill goes
kikiwi_fml 9
It wouldn't be so bad if your parents weren't so nosy, they send those things in discrete boxes.
AliSama 17
they ship to billing address to not get fraud orders.
z620 0
Usually they give you the option for a separate shipping address
Amkii 0
Anyway, did your parents enjoy the gifts? ;)
corocoro 30
Happy birthday, Mom, Dad. ^^
mrcarmine 0
when did you place this order that you were worried that the bill would be sent after you moved out?
Lotus_Eater 0
Happy Anniversary, Mom and Dad! Who knows? Maybe they'll thank you.
_Athena_ 10
Why would you have the item sent to your dorm but not the bill? Did you expect for the bill to be sent awhile after the actual item was or something? I don't get your logic there... Also, lol @ #7
Bauer_fml 0
Why did you order sex toys? Are you the couple in FML #142795 with the strap-on?
longtimesunshine 4
reciting FML posts like some damn bible verses. that is friggin awesome
Shenannigoats 16
What's wrong with sex toys? They're neat.
luckygrnduck 1
#10 you can get the item and the bill sent to different places when you send someone a gift.......most websites have the option of having a different mailing address and billing address
cobrakid77678 0
FAIL! And some very happy parents =). Thanks for the gifts honey!
slyvanilla_creme 0
I was thinking #15, but then maybe you should have said today my parents got my sex toys that i ordered like weeks ago? anyways, that is embarrassing....and usually the bill comes with your order, so i don't get that part. i've never received items before the bill...either i get the bill first or i get them together.