Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
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Cat_Daniels 6
OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."
djskidd 9
That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!
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Comments (154)
Chewiie513 0
Either way its just a package. Unless he kept asking what it was. Now that's a different story. FYL
dwhitlock 6
Tell your dad that at least it won't get you pregnant.
SwtCherryPie 26
This made me lol. If you were so worried about someone else receiving the package maybe you should grow a pair and just go to a sex shop and buy one then you can sneak it in whenever. Besides the fact when you order them online they come in a discreet package so its not like anyone knew what it was anyway.
efemel94 7
So many comments recently about "you shouldn't be living at home you're too old" etc... Why does american society promote kicking people out by age 18? In britain it's common for people to stay at home until their early 20s o mid 20s
bake420 3
I agree, it's a lot cheaper and I do it because I want to help my mom out. I'll have plenty of time to get my own place.
BullletProof 5
If you're young enough to need to hide it from your parents, your better of learning how to do it the old fashioned way. sure it doesnt work as nice but its better then nothing.
linkinpark98 24
Please don't tell me this is speaking from experience...
zebralover23 14
How do you explain that.
HerMajestyy 4
It's not like he opened it. U should have told him it is a gift and took that thing upstairs to use lol
Fmy_life2012 0
Maybe you could of just improvised with things around the house like a cucumber that's not being used ;) lol
jolene25 1
That's great! At least dad knows you're happy! LMAO