Today, I contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend is overbearing and doesn't respect the boundaries of our relationship, all while talking bad about me to him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, my husband told me to stop being friends with my best guy friend because I won't let him hang out with his ex. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight about his pervert friend who regularly shows blatant disrespect for our marriage, including sending me inappropriate texts. Apparently this friend should have my full trust, and apparently I am the one with the issue for not excusing his bad behavior. FML
Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML
Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic tantrum about how “men are allowed to have female friends”, smashed stuff in the living room, for him to storm out and slam the door, making the house tremble. All I did was tell him that his friendship with his secretary made me uncomfortable. FML
Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML
Today, my husband told me that I’m no longer “allowed” to see my best friend of 27 years. He’s worked up in his mind that she’s going to try to convince me to cheat on him because she’s single. She literally introduced us and was the maid of honor at our wedding. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, and like every other day this year, my wife’s best friend thinks it’s funny to make comments that she thinks I’ll murder my wife, and that she should leave me ASAP. The best friend is in her 30s and has never had a boyfriend. FML
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anjo_ 8
"... contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend ..." Why do you care what a friend of your husband thinks? As long as your husband is loyal to you, there is nothing you should worry about. And if you leave your husband, his best friend has achieved what he was already trying to do: Get you both apart.
D J's MOM 17
how did your husband react? if he backed you up then start, if he sided with his bestie, then give him an ultimatum
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anjo_ 8
"... contemplated leaving my husband because his best friend ..." Why do you care what a friend of your husband thinks? As long as your husband is loyal to you, there is nothing you should worry about. And if you leave your husband, his best friend has achieved what he was already trying to do: Get you both apart.
Joshua Red Crabtree 7
objection here say!
no0ne0890 29
I think this falls more into speculation or maybe compound, but I still I see what you did there and I like it lol.
D J's MOM 17
how did your husband react? if he backed you up then start, if he sided with his bestie, then give him an ultimatum