Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally received the vibrator I ordered online. Too bad they labeled what the item was on the outside of the box, and my dad was the one to pick up the packages. FML
Today, after assuming I'd been scammed, I finally found the vibrator I ordered over 2 months ago. It was in my mom's bedside cabinet. FML
Today, I got a new vibrator, raced all the way home, tore my pants off, took it out of the box, and then my grandmother walked in my front door. Apparently she's spending the night so she can make it to a doctor's appointment in the morning. FML
Today, I got home from my vacation. The last few days of my trip, I stayed at my father's house. I was having trouble sleeping last night so I decided to use a little "discreet" vibrator that I travel with. When I unpacked back home, I realized I'd forgotten the vibrator in my bed at my father's house. I'm mortified. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I ordered sex toys online and had them delivered to my dorm room. I put my parents' address for the billing information because I didn't want the bill sent to my dorm after I moved out. The toys were sent to my parents' house instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I realized that the vibrator we bought got sent to his parents house. He picked it up from them, brought it home, and we discovered that they had already opened the package. They even tried to hide the evidence by re-taping it. FML
Today, I received my package. I ordered a vibrator, I was so excited to use it, but when I was finally ready to use it, I found out that it broke during the delivery. FML
Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. - Mom and Dad." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Cat_Daniels 6
OMG I would be like "I Guess mom isn't that impressed with u..."
djskidd 9
That sucks. Enjoy the vibrator though!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (154)
perdix 31
What a buzzkill!
zingline89 18
Apparently nobody else got this lol
cetlawizard 15
Hilarious!
twisted_cherub 14
It took me a second, but seriously the best pun ever!
aaazafina 4
OH GOD THT MADE ME LOL LIKE MAD XDD
alexaaat 0
did you atleast get to keep it?
brony1999 0
i wouldnt let her if i were her dad
fattylumptard 1
He plans on giving it to your mom so not a big deal
awagh666 14
Mommy's gonna be a very bad girl tonight...
russianmartini 2
Don't you hate when that happens?
Cshoc16 0
No because that's never ******* happened to me
Cat_Daniels 6
It's never happened to me either... And I'm pretty sure it's only happened to about 5 other people!
BrysGirl27 14
Hahah maybe it's time for "the talk" :p
coyfish 0
There goes your weekend...
alexup24 13
should've bought it at walgreens...
Furrywhiplash 14
Yes, because walgreens has the best vibrators . . . (yes, sarcasm). There are stores that only sell sex related products, but I don't expect a 15 year old kid to know that.
octopusxO 3
Walgreens?? Really?? Im guessing you don't get out much...
ElitePvP 0
haha they sell those there? :s
Furrywhiplash 14
131- I could be mistaken, but I believe they have the tiny little Trojan Vibrations finger puppet thing. Other than that, no they do not sell vibrators.
WCARlover 35
Just be like "uhh at least I won't get STDs or pregnant this way?"
MrSassypants 34
Aww man I missed the editing war. EDIT: Aww man I missed te editing war.
MrSassypants 34
Meant to reply to a comment instead. My bad. **** the shit out of my comment with thumbs down. Thank you and have a good day.
PYLrulz 17
With pleasure!
Ilikeurfmls 13
That happened to me once, except I was the one to open the door. My brother had ordered some kind of sex toy. I still don't know what it is but i'm afraid to know..
linkinpark98 24
You poor, poor child...