Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuckered519
Du Quoin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Alycat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
ehwat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Grateful
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
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TaiReiSi 12
Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
tygerarmy 35
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
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Comments (101)
Witchylady 18
Well at least it's something.
Izabel12 7
What a dumbass.
Vanshikap 24
offer to return the gift maybe?
joemud 13
That sucks sorry OP.
brandoneyez1 25
That's very thoughtful. Not many girls are lucky enough to get the gift if anal on their birthday. Most girls get jewelry or flowers but you got the great gift of anal.
mosquito19 14
you should get to work with that strap-on then.
Cl4Ptp2579 6
This sounds like a person at my school
DaFoo 2
Woah, really?
1upsidedown 1
did you ever stop to think that maybe all she wanted was some quality time and not a gift? if he cant give her quality time then he should be single.
mybubbles2000 13
His love goes deep.
GF33 2
I'd take the gift. Nothing wrong with a birthday bend over.