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Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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RandomPickle 9

on his birthday offer the same gift

RougeKiller 9

Wow! He sounds like a real pain in the ass! ..no? Nobody? Ok.

person961 9

Anal is fun for me personally, I let my gf do it on me and she lets me do it on her. This could be a great way to experiment. I'm sorry about your birthday though, that was a douche move.

moomanjohnny 10

She does it on you?

LuckBeNimble 19

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CrikOgresmasher 19

yeah. What's wrong with that?

sydstoomuch 19

Everything!

person961 9

Yea, I told her if she let me do it to her, id let her do it to me as well. I'll do what I ask her if she's kind of iffy about it. Prostate stimulation feels good to me, and my gf likes anal too. It's fun, mixes things up in the bedroom, and keeps us happy because we don't get bored with each other!

MaggieLeigh 5

I personally don't see anything wrong with tht. if you're willing to try it and do it just to show her it's okay, I don't see anything wrong with tht. if you have to do something just to make your significant other feel better, more power to ya if you do it. I think tht's a good boyfriend :]. I personally think anal hurts, but if other people enjoy it, I don't see it's wrong.

ocramavaf 15

prepare yourselves "pain in the ass" puns are coming

OysterPearls 33

They've already come, my friend.

nerevarine94 12

Maybe he just types reallllllllllllly slow

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Give him surprise butt sex for his birthday too.

ishchandan 14

What an ass

91hayek 31

Well, an ordinary present would have made your day. Anal would have made your hole weak!

cakefete2 31

That is part of a new NFL training regiment actually. For those who want to go from tight end to wide receiver.

fmlgiraffe 23

Take the offer. Anal can be very enjoyable OP.

cakefete2 31

You should schedule him for a prostate exam for his birthday. You know, early detection and all.

worldclassrager 41

It's something but not really something you were looking for