Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fuckered519
Du Quoin, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, being useless at thinking of gifts, I asked my boyfriend what he wants for Christmas. I said it could be anything that I could afford. He looked me in the eye and said very seriously: "Anal." FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Alycat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
ehwat
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Grateful
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
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TaiReiSi 12
Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?
tygerarmy 35
So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?
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Comments (101)
taylahhowell 10
I get the offer of the "gift of anal" from my boyfriend when he thinks I'm sad.
cakefete2 31
Then you should either chin or bend over.
weveallbeenthere 30
that's a gift you can't return
menfearme 10
She can give it back. muahaha
pratikp03 22
Feel the pain w/o lube and enjoy iy with lube.
kasmol 16
Mmmhmmm...aint nothing like a chocolate jello pudding pop.
lulinator 40
Don't knock it til you try it. I have my biggest orgasms that way.
Rag_dollxx 21
Me too, really enjoy it, although I would be pretty miffed if it was offered to me as a birthday present.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
What a shitty gift
NineeCat 32
Awww, it's the thought that counts:) maybe give it a try!
AlittleSanity 11
You should tell him where he can stick that gift!
AlittleSanity 11
Also make sure he wraps that gift before giving it to you!
TheSexyBurrito 13
He's a keeper.
CrikOgresmasher 19
I'd take that offer if it meant giving it to him :3
papayeya 18
looooool