Alycat
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as it's my birthday, I was hoping for a nice present from my boyfriend. What did he get me? A PornHub account. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fashionista
Today, it's my birthday. All I wanted was birthday sex, but all my boyfriend could talk about was how great the new purse he got me was. I think he might like it more than me. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's hard
Today, for my birthday, my boyfriend presented me with his cock with a ribbon on it. Basically, HE wanted sex for MY birthday and had the nerve to accuse me of being ungrateful. For his birthday last month, I gave him multiple Xbox games. He couldn’t even be bothered to get me flowers. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
lowlife123
Manawa, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Noname
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML
Alexandra
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Why not both?
Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Top comments
Jatok 17
Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
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Comments (23)
Jatok 17
Sounds like one of those tropes about getting someone a present that you want, hoping you can just borrow it all the time.
Poultron 2
Now, where would he have got that idea from? It's the thought that counts....
davek 36
Tell him to, ahem, go **** himself...
shuaige4 3
Please tell me you broke up with that douche.
shuaige4 3
Please tell me you broke up with that douche.
shuaige4 3
Please tell me you broke up with that douche.
Dave_Davington 34
I'm sorry, could you repeat that?
Lalala579121 28
I guess you can't give him any sex then, because you'll be too busy enjoying your present.
RichardPencil 32
Translation: Learn some more sex moves and dirty talk because laying there like a corpse during missionary position sex just isn’t cutting it!
LwyrUp 13
I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!
RichardPencil 32
I’ve overheard guys saying that YouPorn posts a wide variety of instructional videos. I’m just relaying an opinion I’ve heard and have no way to comment on its accuracy. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!
LwyrUp 13
I heard PHub is very educational, so you'll definitely learn some stuff!