Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend watching a movie, my boyfriend then leans in and says: "You know, you're my favourite girlfriend." I then jokingly responded by saying: "You say that like I'm not the only girlfriend you have right now." I hate being right. FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend randomly confessed to basically having a "phobia" of monogamy. But don't worry, she defensively assured me she's never ever cheated on me, even though I never said she had, so I guess that's okay then. FML
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
hootch 0
She's interested! What more do you need?
HyperFlirt 0
Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?
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Comments (28)
appzguru 0
that gotta hurt when you realize she is right.. damn..
maelissa1 0
Why? The only thing that should matter to him is that his girlfriend likes him...
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Not only that: but interested enough to be jealous!
hootch 0
She's interested! What more do you need?
HyperFlirt 0
Why do you need someone else to be interested in you?
PhysOptGuy 0
Give her the list of people YOURE interested in. That should make the green monster show its face.
lilyenid 0
hahaha... this is a good idea, if you want to get dump
YouMustBe_Joking 0
ohhh man ouch. You got sniped, kid.
JokestrMike89 0
Don't feel bad, man. I've been there, too, unfortunately. It's a big, "Wow, WTF?" lol
BayArea 1
aww damn tell dat beezy to go somehwere else...
qter 3
Naaah, great neg!
takemeaway10 0
I'm confused... if no one else likes you, why is she jealous?
yanarach 0
.......loooool. I love her, officially.