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Anonymous United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, the only thing I got for my birthday was my boyfriend's offer to give me "the gift of anal". FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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TaiReiSi 12

Wait, whose birthday does he think it is?

tygerarmy 35

So, what did he say when you told him to bend over?

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Comments (101)

barneypurpledino 1

Sounds like this has been his usual birth day gift to someone. Truth sucks

ChelzTheWolfGirl 29

Wouldn't that be a present for him?

davedarave 6

Great gift my favorite to offer as well:)

MadmanOZ 10

wait... did you take it or turn it down?

A_Perfect_Circle 12

It might be your cup of tea

squarecircles 13

What is it with douchy bf's on here today? Just tell him to f**k off.

Dellipop 12

That's hilarious! I hope he was joking and got you a real present.

hickeyboy42 11

This is great

mclovin22897 15

what ever you do, don't do anal.

apadua96 1

on his birthday you should show up with a strap-on and tell him the same thing

mybubbles2000 13

#89- Can't stop laughing. That was good.