Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spat directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated, then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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Top comments
leprechaun23 15
Slip n slide?
Suchagoonnn 4
Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..
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Comments (138)
bizarre_ftw 22
Balance seems to be lacking lately in the general public...
LaughinStock 16
Yeah 33 I feel a disturbance in the force too. If that's where you're going with this. :-/
lolz0701 4
Eww that's kinda nastyyyyy
TheBonzaiGirl 0
Ewe.
florido_fml 10
Oh yahhh get nasty with it!!!
YouPeople_fml 3
that's what you get for being nosey
KiddNYC1O 22
No!
ddeathbombb 5
Good now to tell her husband
br0ccoli 15
I guess you really wanted to immerse yourself in the 'magic' of the birth. It's rare that someone would be so moved by it that they feel the need to participate and role play in it too. I applaud your enthusiasm. However, leave the colostrum for the baby sheep. Don't be a dick. It's not all about you. :)
lazypopo 0
You got to embrace in the puddle of life. I think that's a good experience for you.
baygirl564 9
Watch out for that... Never mind
mikeymayhem_87 15
Now I can't get the visual of someone slipping in sheep afterbirth out of my head..... >_>