Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
Today, some total dipshit at my workplace tripped over their own feet and split their knee open bad enough to need stitches, ruining our plant’s safety record and screwing us out of free pizza. The worst part is that the dipshit in question was me. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I went on a work team-building day at a snow park. Thirty minutes in, while I was climbing out of a slide, my 210 lb coworker ploughed into me in a donut ring. He obliterated my ankle and I've now got three months in a cast to look forward to. So much for the building. FML
Today, I fractured my shinbone after slipping on a leaf. FML
Today, I fell down my backyard steps at my own housewarming party, ended up breaking my ankle, and am now non-weight bearing for 10 weeks. I'm supposed to start a new job tomorrow, where I'm always on my feet. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Lobby_Bee 18
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You slip on some dung flung by some cattle bum Your ankles say no It tells you goodbye
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Comments (13)
cdgrayson 21
Insert obligatory “shitty” comment here
Zekfen 17
Movie title: The Revenge of Betsey Will probably star Tara Reid as Betsey
Lobby_Bee 18
Cause you had a bad day You're taking one down You slip on some dung flung by some cattle bum Your ankles say no It tells you goodbye
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like bullshit to me.
Cali 57
...I'll allow it.
missbuble98 19
More like cow shit. I'll se myself out.
missbuble98 19
see*
real life problems 26
Well played sir.
John Nemeth 14
How fresh we talking? A day, a couple hours? Would it have mattered? Tune in to “shitty situations” on Fox News! Where shit is our specialty.
core01 30
Dang cow patties are treacherous!
Zeatha Mistron 7
Cows are shifty. Watch your back the next time you’re on the farm.
xRapperXchiccX 5
that cow pie muat have been steamy, because you knew it was fresh. thats odd that you got down to check the quality of the dung. usually when people fall they just fall. they dont go fresh checkin dung.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, shit... shit happens. What a shitty situation. That is one big pile of shit. Did I miss any puns?