Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my therapist started laughing at me whilst I was telling my story. He said, "Sorry, I can't help it" and burst out laughing. FML
Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML
Today, I was talking to my professor and explained how depressed and stressed out I am. He called the police to my house because he thought that would help with my suicidal thoughts. My parents don't believe in mental health, and I want to die more. FML
Today, I told my parents about my life problems, after they forced me to open up. Now they want to send me to a psychiatrist. Don't trust anyone. FML
Today, after weeks of therapy for severe depression, my therapist thought it would be helpful to confess my deepest problems to my friends, to prove that it was alright to trust people. I did. They laughed. Hard. FML
Today, I told my friends that I have haphephobia, the fear of being touched. One of them said, "Why don't you try facing your fears?" and they all held me down and tickled me until they realized my pleas for them to stop were actually genuine when I stopped laughing and started crying… which took several minutes. FML
Today, my friend, knowing my mental health is really bad right now, decided to yell out the fact I have an eating disorder, and how she never sees me eat ever, then started to talk about self-harm and how she would never do it despite what she has gone through. All while side-eyeing me when talking to other people. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I had to explain to a hospital social worker that my young son is not abused, he is just rowdy and that he knocked himself unconscious and shattered 4 teeth in a bizarre stunt involving a tree, my ironing board, a mop bucket and lots of duct tape. I'm not sure the hospital believes me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell my parents I think I'm suffering from schizophrenia. They refused to discuss it after telling me, "It's all in my head." FML
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markli 2
Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.
REGGIEstration 4
I found this funny too!
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REGGIEstration 4
I found this funny too!
josiej0j0 0
at least they care!!
StoryOfTheYear 15
Dong worry people go nuts every day
mendozaale 0
true wat # 24 said at least they care.... they could have just done nothin and leave u with ur insanity :)
victoriaax3 0
OHMYGOD I MODERATED THIS ONE:D . your welcome for giving you this FML:3 .
karlita22 0
Nice pic hahaha
DocBastard 40
victoriaax3 - Thank you! Thank you so much for all you do. Without you, we wouldn't have FMLs like this. You are wonderful, and I thank you for everything you do. Oh, and before you sprain your shoulder patting yourself on the back, several hundred other people "moderated" this before a real moderator approved it. You're welcome for giving you that information.
victoriaax3 0
okay no need to be an asshole . don't have to prove everyone wrong to make yourself feel confiedent .
freddyisepic 2
lol doc
DocBastard 40
Victoria, I'm not an asshole. I'm a bastard. See? They even gave me this username when I signed up because I'm such a bastard. And I'd just like to point out that I didn't prove anyone wrong, nor do I need to do so to make me feel "confiedent".
victoriaax3 0
good for you.
ieatcats 0
doc stfu no need to be a dick
DocBastard 40
Ieatcats, I'm so sorry. I wasn't aware that the rules of FML commenting dictate that YOU may tell someone to shut the **** up, but I'm not allowed to verbally castrate someone. I must have missed that part. *rereads FML posting rules* Wait, you mean you were LYING about that? You lying little sack of shit! How dare you! Please do yourself a favor and go **** yourself. Twice.
warpig182 0
both of you can go **** yoursleves
DocBastard 40
Warpig, stay out of it, kiddo. KaySL is liable to shove an industrial welder up your ass and weld your mouth shut from the inside.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I believe docs profile pic is the object removed from is ass this morning :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
*his
PsychoXtheXrapis 3
Why is everyone on this site butthurt?
Doortje 30
Because we get ass-raped with lingling's anal sticks twice a day. I know they're designed to give maximum pleasure and minimal pain, but they just ain't working bruh.
bridawg 0
docbastard is a dick
taytay6510 6
haha I've always secretly wanted to have the pleasure of being beaked by doc bastard ;) but literally he makes my day
MyNameIsBruce 0
DocBastard just owned all of you, haha
nicray 0
ha!
violetrider123 3
at least your friends care about you!
tenniscrazy2 6
Time to get some new friends haha
PrincessesCrown 17
No! Not get new friends they were only trying to help OP out!
Tuesdays76 0
why? at least they care enough to express their feelings, and be willing to help you and be beside you even if they think your mentally unhinged. They may be misguided, but those are some true friends you got there.
insanesna1l 0
yeah, think yourself lucky op that your friends care about you a hell of a lot
tulsafml 0
Did you punch them? :D :D :D
vabeach94 0
um her others won't be as concerned as these
bubble25_fml 5
okay, either her friends are complete assholes and this is their idea of making fun of op's klutziness, or they are just plain retarded.
markli 2
Seriously have you read most of the FMLs on this site? Be glad you have friends that actually care about you.
ChantelRenaeee 0
hahahaha op that's hilarious.
scottovious 0
Start cutting just to show them what real self harm is.
Thisismoses 0
Not only would that be completely stupid to do. OP would just be proving his friends right.
Thisismoses 0
Sorry i was correcting somebody else
sandrop 0
lmfao that would for surely help
kaylanicole1255 1
Thats the WORST idea EVER!!
dum_dum1 0
I thought it was some sound advice. use new razors tho. they won't hurt as much. :)
MissBrainDamage 0
yeah you might as well sine they already think you have a problem
RainingAcidSkitt 0
yep that's tge anwser
dawnagp 0
you are a dumbass. worst idea ever
ikickyourbutt 9
#3 that's not funny. Cutting is serious. Trust me. I know
ObsceneOblivion 4
55, as new razors are sharper, they'll hurt way, way more than an older, more blunt razor.
mel_aka_mic 5
Wow.. 155 you are an idiot.. Dull leads to more pain..
TheEpicPies 15
You guys are all idiots. That's terrible advice, and cutting is very serious. It's not funny at all.
RickyMichelle 7
Cutting is a serious thing. Most people who do it use it as an escape. The fact that you can make a joke about telling someone to self harm is sick. Hopefully you realize just how much telling someone to do that can affect them, or how that isn't really a funny joke.
j_729 18
All of you are dumb asses. Cutting is very serious and can scar you forever. I have a friend who is trying to stop but will have scars for the rest of her life. You are obviously to stupid to realize how serious cutting is.
TomFeltonFan 0
sucks to be you. atleast they care, OP, atleast they care.
ThisIsMyJam 0
Agreed. :P
TomFeltonFan 0
you have great taste.
gabgab1213 0
what OP
TomFeltonFan 0
OP is original poster XD
Doortje 30
You're screwed. They'll probaly take turns now to watch you 24/7, and they will try to give meaning to every little thing you do.
calenzelon 6
STALKER
IMveryHUNGRY 3
Simple solution is to not have stupid friends with no sense of humor...
kingtz 6
Wait until they find that stash of Twilight novels under your bed, then they'll really think you're emo!
crissybear 8
good point..
WOGBRO 6
Very good point. Well at least she isn't part of that cult that people made cuz they loved twilight. Actually she probably is.
All_Blacks 2
You're being really stereotypical not everyone who self harms makes them emo
RickyMichelle 7
Not all emos self harm. And not all self harmers are emo.
Ahhmanwtf 0
you're friends luv ya, maybe you DO have a problem and don't realize it >_> no crazy person thinks there crazy! best of luck to ya
jewels1877 0
Well, if they put you in a straight jacket, at least you can hug yourself?