Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I slipped on the wet floor at work and sprained my wrist badly. I was carrying the wet floor sign so no one would slip. FML
Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML
Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I fell over a wet floor sign warning you not to fall over. The irony hurt more than the fall. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Thanks
Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML
Best foot forward
Today, I got up early to go to the gym before work. As I was walking to my car, I slipped on a patch of what appeared to be a patch of wet moss and fell, spraining my ankle. Not only did I have to miss my workout, but I had to call in sick to work and spend the day at home, hobbling around with a swollen ankle. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You should sue them for negligence! They should have had a sign reading, "Caution: There is a Caution: Slippery when wet sign that is a tripping hazard."
moondoglou420 17
That's actually kind of impressive..
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moondoglou420 17
That's actually kind of impressive..
RichardPencil 32
You should sue them for negligence! They should have had a sign reading, "Caution: There is a Caution: Slippery when wet sign that is a tripping hazard."
The_Bleeder 13
And a sign for that, and a sign for that. And so forth!
jcash52426 5
I think your parents need to teach you how to walk again.
Jade Teague 3
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niallo 23
When I worked in security, housekeeping was stripping and re polishing half a section of hallway. When finished, they put up 10 1x3 foot caution signs linked with caution tape so you had to walk around the area. I watched as someone lifted the tape and walked under it. They of course slipped and fell. They tried to blame the housekeeper.
mrBearBear 11
How...?? Those signs are pretty bright and easily spotted. Unless you were in a bright yellow hallway
False_Stupidity 42
Let me guess, you weren't paying attention to where you were going because you were reading FML's.
iswearimhuman 12
A true Shakespearean tragedy. Hope your ankle gets better, but really? Really???