Today, I discovered that the stream of water that periodically falls onto the ground outside my apartment window isn't actually water. The guy above me regularly pees out of his window onto his balcony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, sick of the unfiltered noise we hear from our neighbours in our upstairs apartment, as we're above their fence line, we signed the lease on an apartment downstairs. While I was downstairs, my partner clomped upstairs, opened the bathroom door, and took a piss. I heard EVERYTHING. FML
Today, I noticed that the walls of my apartment are ridiculously thin, when I heard my neighbor slowly walk up the stairs, slam the bathroom door, lift the toilet cover, take a pee and end with a nice "AAHH." FML
Today, I was sitting on my balcony reading a book. My upstairs neighbors thought that would be a good time to water their flowers. I'm now drenched in water, as is my book. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I felt rain on my face. I looked up and saw a man peeing out of a hot air balloon. FML
Today, I heard water dripping at the back of our house. I went to investigate, only to find a man peeing on our garden gnome. FML
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japtch 15
I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.
GRRSOM 7
Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.
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Comments (80)
fuckmebutdontfml 16
So that explains the yellow snow! Fyl op
trollfaced 2
That's ******* disgusting. I bet you'd be pissed if someone's pee constantly lands right in front of your window
comedybreak 20
Guys a boss
metalwolf 17
I feel bad for the people that work under him. ... i am not sure if that came out right.
iliketofu 6
*Today, the guy downstairs gave me a disgusted look while I was desperately trying to water the dying grass from my window with my man-hose.*
tripangelx8 4
based off your name I'm guessing you tried to use that stream to grow some plants huh? poor plants
bd1012 18
I hate it when I find out the water I'm using to water my plants with is urine.
EduJav321 24
Would pee act like poop and be a fertilizer though?
TheMathMajor 26
Nope. If you've had a dog that likes to use the same spot in the yard you'd know that pee kills grass.
midgles 6
@EduJav Too acidic dumbass.
Squishypenguin 0
It's Dumas
GRRSOM 7
Should have gone under Rihanna's umbrella.
BeefyQueef 5
Trust me, not a good idea.
harrystylesfan69 5
Naw, im too scared of chris brown coming under aswell and beating my ass
stormer461 13
I wonder how you found out. Did you try drinking it?
Branflakes78 13
Please tell me your joking!! if your not joking your an idiot!!
dre_bro11 12
Says the guy who can't use 'your' and 'you're' in the right context.
japtch 15
I find it funny that a random single stream of water falling from the sky seemed normal to you.
demonkonga 5
Usally i just think that god or mother nature is ******* with us
ladyLALAA 29
If it were coming of the balcony I'd say it would be trickles/drops and who's to say he want up there watering his rosebush?
ladyLALAA 29
*wasn't
LSS_fml 18
Or someone's aircon letting go of water occasionally?
Inheritance 10
Next time there will be multiple streams ;)
michellenKG 5
keepin it classy eh?
ryanbeast 7
You can't tell the landlord?
Goatinsfriend 8
I sure hope you didn't walk into it.
LoveMay 10
Just hope the way you found out was not through actually using the 'water' for anything…
BellaMarta 19
How'd you figure it out?
Ruffclue 9
He looked up i guess.
IPoopedOnU 12
#34 the op is a woman