Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spat directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated, then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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Top comments
leprechaun23 15
Slip n slide?
Suchagoonnn 4
Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..
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Comments (138)
traze 7
Did some get in your mouth?! Ooh sheep discharge.
naduskalove 3
Ohh .... Well ,At least you got to experience a magical birth ;)
CallMeMcFeelii 14
How is that magical what so ever?
Badbrock 6
Birthtastic?
ADuckOnQuack_fml 0
Um. Why the ****... Y'know... That's just a part of watching the magic of birth, taking a nice cooling swim in the fluids.
Wheredidgrungego 12
They say placenta is good for your skin! Lucky!
Rubi_562 13
Ew..haha.
perdix 31
Sucks to be ewe!
nofearjenshere 12
Very witty of ewe.
THExistentialist 13
OP was like, "awwww cute, ewe!" but then was like, "AWWW EWE NARRSTY!" and then the others all laughed and said "afterbirth slip n' slide; ewe doing it wrong."
twilightluvr101 4
Lol Way to ruin it 43!
sonicgreg 12
Better be in the sheep than on the lamb
iloveweed69 7
EW :(
RabidBunny 10
At least you have a new little lamb! I wish I had a lamb...
notfarremoved 4
I also wish a had lamb...roast