Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML
Today, I thought my water had broken. I'd actually just peed myself when the baby moved. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a milking parlor. As I crouched behind a cow to put on an udder cluster, I looked up and gasped just in time for the cow to crap on my face. FML
Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spat directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated, then shook its tail, which splattered it into my face. FML
Today, I finally did the splits for the first time in my life! Unfortunately, it happened when I stepped in wet dog poop on my kitchen floor. One foot slipped forward in it, and I fell right on top of it. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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Top comments
leprechaun23 15
Slip n slide?
Suchagoonnn 4
Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..
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Comments (138)
Three4Ten 10
Eww
Cad6 24
Eww? I slather myself in birth fluids on a daily basis.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#9 - Who doesn't? It's great for skin, especially if the fluids are free :D
Damn_Hippster 11
I think that the birth fluids would only make the experience better.
jizzwold 21
I use birth fluids as shampoo, cooking oil, lube, and tooth paste so I don't see the problem.
n_epic_fail 14
19- sounds like you might have a birth fluid fetish... Nice to know I'm not alone.
Sniperkid07 6
That's what crazy b*stards over in Afghanistan do. Slurp on it, like it's good.
_Oblivion_ 12
How close do you have to be to get a good view? Give the animal some space
CookieGirl4ever 13
...backs away slowly... v•.•"
TheBonzaiGirl 0
I believe you mean ewe......
Shafreeka 8
53- I think everyone should have seen what you did there...
allard 14
That's really Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahd luck..
fluorescentadole_fml 8
haha you beat me to it!
Jessic1 5
Yeah but if it is someone else's body fluids that is kind of gross!
jlev90 2
A female sheep is a ewe not eww
TheElderTROLLZ 15
Imagine if it was shit...
Awsumuzzie 12
How is 32 not moded yet? Darn his magic cloack of invisibility!
asherm 15
I was thinking the same... Ewe!
1crabbygirl 10
*Ewe
betty_white 12
so punny 53 so punny
jomo111 5
Maybe reading these fmls while currently being sick isn't agood idea... I'm gonna go through up now
leprechaun23 15
Slip n slide?
Cad6 24
Slip 'n' Slide + Water = Decent experience. Slip 'n' Slide + Birth fluids = Win.
lizzienemo 6
If you're not the one sliding. LOL
bizarre_ftw 22
It freaks me out how well your picture goes with your comment
Sniperkid07 6
I'm not sure what to think of your picture?
alexup24 13
I like chocolate milk.
nado13579 12
Cheese! :D
TheElderTROLLZ 15
92 - Cheese! For everyone! - Sheogorath
Mojjy 3
hahaha win
xxtb0 0
that's all part of the experience though...
mjoyn98 1
Sounds like a b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d experience. See what I did there?
auzz1_pride 9
NO I didn't, what did you do :O?
Cad6 24
^Nothing don't worry about it.
ladyLALAA 29
65, thanks for making Australia look bad. Of course you go to Gilhooleys! :-/
Emoney1 3
Still counts!
CookieGirl4ever 13
...as what..? •~•
ShortNotice113 5
People need to stop making references to that song. Seriously.
Awes0meperson 10
42 - doesn't matter, had sex. That's what he's referring to. From the song "I just had sex" by Lonely Islands
Emoney1 3
Thanks 113
jillianmathers12 13
That's so gross! Hope that somebody offered you a hose to clean yourself up! Or if you are on a farm that is also a home, hope they offered a shower!
b0ngs 7
!!!!!
EduJav321 24
Im pretty sure the sherp is hers
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Herp sherp
94yhy 8
There goes my lunch.
TheElderTROLLZ 15
And here comes mine. Don't ask me why I said that, and don't judge me! I love drinking birth fluids!
alex1432 9
that was a great comment my friend
samrk96 0
now you and the lambs have a special connection.
lizzienemo 6
"The magic of newborn witnessing..."? That makes no sense. Just sayin'. If OP just got rid of newborn, it would make sense.
stevenJB 25
At least you were able to be a part of the birth?...
instnt1nfction 17
Technically OP was outside of the sheep, so she wasn't part of it
stevenJB 25
Covered*
Suchagoonnn 4
Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..
Wheredidgrungego 12
That pun was baaaaaaaaaad! I'm sure this experience was the strangest OP has ever haaaaaaaaaad.
angrymexican 8
I didn't see a pun.
pokefan813 16
That's what they want you to think
rachrocks101 0
Actually, expelliarmus means to make someone drop their wand. Just thought i would be a know it all for a minute. Carry on.
Epsilonyx 15
Expelliarmus basically means expel weapon. The lamb was clearly the weapon of the sheep's ******.
j_cat187 20
#48 Seriously, your picture is ******* disturbing.